thomas is a small but handsome boy. he loves women and men and others. his life is the cowntdown to the end of humanity. when he dies we all die. we muxt protect him with out souls and shit. all hail satan. bye
by XxX_jamso October 16, 2021
Get the thomas o'learymug. by Duck hunter 290000 January 26, 2017
Get the Thomas Vardellmug. A drinking man from the heart of Texas...also known as a bellmeadian who hasnt trimmed his beard in years....wears overalls ...stripes to funerals... Been riding a bicycle for years but just became the proud owner of a Harley..alot of people call him uncle Jessie
by Weezytoo September 26, 2020
Get the Jon Thomasmug. by sista! May 2, 2010
Get the johnnie thomasmug. by that boy thiccc October 15, 2018
Get the Thomas the asparagusmug. by Big Nlgger man April 22, 2018
Get the thomas greenmug. An American swimmer who was absolute dogshit at swimming, so he became transgender. He now uses the name "Lia" and absolutely dominates women's swimming, even though he is biologically male. And being biologically male, he is physically larger than all of the women, allowing him to swim much faster than all of them. Not to mention his swimsuit barely fits on him! He might as well be using steroids!!!
Biological women swimmers and several right-wing political figures (including Florida Governor Ron DeSantis) have publicly spoken out against him, calling for him to be permanently blacklisted and stripped of his awards. He is widely considered the "Lance Armstrong of Swimming" among his detractors.
Biological women swimmers and several right-wing political figures (including Florida Governor Ron DeSantis) have publicly spoken out against him, calling for him to be permanently blacklisted and stripped of his awards. He is widely considered the "Lance Armstrong of Swimming" among his detractors.
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 6, 2022
Get the William Thomasmug.