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Rape-Jected

When someone gets rejected without their consent.
I got rape-jected last week when john asked a random girl if she would like to date me.
by Authentic Sal February 20, 2017
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rice rape

When an asian restaurant provides what appears to be reasonable rates on the main dishes but then heavily exploits the cost of the cheapest commodity as a per head cost.
I was enjoying a beer whilst perusing the menu at my local thai restaurant. The mains were all $13-$16 dollars each and when we asked for steamed rice it was $4.50 per head. For 4 people sharing just three mains that was a fairly aggressive amount of rice rape. Afterwards, we still said thankyou!
by Mr B Poet February 9, 2018
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The Rape Witch

Evil bitch that will sit you by her, torment you with her souless eyes, and when she's done taking away your happiness, put you in a corner in which you will never see another classmates eyes or hear the laughter of happy children. Often her room is referred to as "The Rape Dungeon" due to the fact it is secluded from the rest of the school and has no visible windows to look in on. Stay as far away from this woman as possible!!! She will find you, she will hunt you down, and she will kill you. Physical description is as followed: Dykish haircut, evil gap between front teeth that seems to suck you in, soulless pale blue eyes, saggy bottom, and heaving angry chest.
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by valleydyke96 August 19, 2012
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defecatory rape

A bowel movement of such proportions that it leaves your sphincter feeling violated.
Glenn: "Jan Erik, you don't look so good."
Jan Erik: "Um... Defecatory rape...."
by drdigg August 21, 2013
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House Rape

A situation where a large number of uninvited house guests intentionally crash a party, consume large quantities of food and drink.
Adrian, has a party for some good friends and neighbors. Liz knows about the party, but is not invited. Liz decides to invite the entire neighborhood and claim that Adrian initiated the invite. The end result is Adrian's party having a significant number of guests and leaving him feeling house raped.
by LudaChris August 25, 2013
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Rape Talker

Literally, one who uses talk as a form of rape. This rape is more of the emotional variety, like a holiday family gathering. You don't want to be there, you don't want to talk to those people. But you do anyway, with a smile.

The rape talker just walks up to you and starts talking, even though you have gone out of your way not to talk to him (avoided eye contact, did not respond to what he was saying, etc.)
"Man, I wish that damn rape talker would stop coming over here and bothering me, I just want to do my job!"
by Godfrey Tha Don February 24, 2012
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Keyboard Rape

To assertively and quickly press a number of random keys on someone else's phone or computer, while they are currently using it.
Jessica was ignoring everyone in the room, while using her phone, so I reached over and keyboard raped her.
by PUNK ASS EVENTS November 30, 2011
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