A very attractive nerd who wears small rectangular glasses who also dresses runway ready in an office setting. They have what is deemed a face card and they're the opposite of office hot. They are also very subtle with their sexuality that is concealed with innocence. However under their concealed persona they’re very powerful and commanding. This is very attractive towards other coworkers. SuperNanny is considered a huge office Siren. Alex from Charlie’s Angels wearing the black latex scene is also considered one.
The new guy at work is such an office siren, those thin glasses don’t hide that sharp jawline and sharp suit as well. I give it one week before all the women in the office ask for his number.
by Aragonroses May 23, 2024
Get the office sirenmug. by Globally Offensive Cunt Strike July 9, 2024
Get the Officer Ballsmug. "officer sissy" is the real meaning of "officer safety".
It is well known that police are always afraid so they came up with a scam called officer safety aka officer sissy.
It is well known that police are always afraid so they came up with a scam called officer safety aka officer sissy.
a man in a wheelchair slowly rolled within 25 feet of the afraid cop so the cop had to use deadly force to stop the threat of feeling afraid in the name of officer sissy aka officer safety.
by Dr. Whaaa August 17, 2025
Get the officer sissymug. Adjective used to describe incredibly dumb or frustrating people similar to dealing with the USPS Post Office.
John tried explaining how smart he was and ended going post office on me, because he was so stupid it's frustrating.
by kelsiecole January 1, 2021
Get the Post Officemug. I can't believe Mark and Joel split the NCAA pool- the night bfore the final game "just to be safe" What office pool eunichs!
or: I can't believe Jordan won't put in a dollar for the office pool- what an office pool eunich!
or: I can't believe Jordan won't put in a dollar for the office pool- what an office pool eunich!
by Stank the Tank June 19, 2008
Get the Office Pool Eunichmug. by ramseytdec January 31, 2017
Get the Office Worksmug. by Dcstrutter May 28, 2018
Get the Drop a load off at the post officemug.