Jake Paul

A cancerous YouTuber who takes people's life for granted for money purposes only. He abuses people, sexual assaults them, and is racist.

Team10: Roses are red team 10 is shitty I have no brain England is my city.
Jake Paul: I made up the name team 10 cause that is the amount of money I take from your earnings

by Bromieomie December 10, 2017

Jake Curry

One known to love and find earth-shattering pleasure in performing the sex act "Frozen Eddie".

"Man, that Jake Curry said he wanted to Frozen Eddie the hell out of Austin Johnson."

by atticus Locke June 8, 2014

Jake Shit

The act in which one abruptly disappears from his or her group of friends to poop. Said poops may take anywhere from 20 minutes to an hour. At least ten minutes later, their disappearance is recognized. The group of friends usually has no idea where said friend went. Person usually returns silently and is not noticed for another 5 to 10 minutes. After being recognized, said person says they were pooping. So ending the mystery.

Where is Jake?
I don't know?
*40 minutes later*
Jake where were you?
Oh I was pooping.

Ohhh you were taking a Jake shit

by Deoweeni March 28, 2015

Jake Paul

Cancer

“Hey man do u have jake paul?”

“What?

“Jake Paul, cancer, DU”

by 69luke November 30, 2018

Anchoring Jake

Using a Item anally that is attached to a string , chain , and / or ribbon and attaching it to a inanimate object to restrain the individual from movement .

A sexual term used to describe a position .

We were experimenting with each others body and I decided to give him a anchoring jake. He was brought to a instant euphoria knowing he was anchored to the bed.

by mjp9348 December 7, 2018

Jake Toth

A jumbo nigga with a good block of weed and some cocane

Give me the goods jake toth

by Daber104 March 11, 2019

jake branson

a crazy lunatic that doesn't leave girls alone and tends to be a stalker and never leave their side. everyone hates him and wants to punch him in the face. he thinks that he's the shit. he also thinks he can make fun of anyone but if they make fun of him he has to go crazy.

everyone: ugh jake branson is coming to the party
everyone: his mom always has to stay and it's so annoying can't we just throw him out. he can't win fights.

by ihateanna123 March 13, 2019