the dickslapper experience 

to have large amounts of filth and pabst blue ribbon drenched upon your nekid, quivering body. usually accompanied with the worlds worst scumrock band based out of the southern burbs of chicago

look at that bastard twitch....and he smells awful....must of encountered the dickslapper experience

the dickslapper experience by antibob the goat master November 22, 2011

The Dirty Myrtie 

Having sloppy drunk sex while riding the famous sky wheel in myrtle beach. It helps if one of the partners farts before, during, or after intercourse, thus hot boxing the couple in the enclosed pod for the remainder of the ride.

Hey Clyde, don't get in that pod, the couple that just got out look like they just did the dirty Myrtie. Lets wait for the next one.

The Dirty Myrtie by Jeanshortswimsuit August 15, 2012

The Devil's Oreo 

A malicious joke where upon one defecates all the way around the rim of the toilet seat and then closes it.

Jane slept with John's best friend, so he got back at her by leaving The Devil's Oreo in her bathroom.

The Devil's Oreo by kreepright February 27, 2013

The deuce is loose

Taking a huge crap.

I had a dozen tacos for lunch and the the deuce was loose about hour later. Or, when you feel a huge crap coming on, you say "The deuce is loose!"

The deuce is loose by Sir_Poopsalot November 19, 2013

The Drug In Me Is You

An amazing album released by Falling In Reverse and one of their best songs.

The Drug In Me Is You is Awesome.

The Drug In Me Is You by Asking Alexandria182 December 15, 2013

the dank korns 

A predominantly high school student group that (at least one member) get fucked up on a daily basis. The Dank KornS are involved in trafficking drugs, as well as the extortion of other people.

Dude 1: dude, see that dude right there?

Dude 2: yeah, what's up with him dude?

Dude 1: dude I think he's in "The Dank KornS".

Dude 2: Aweh shit, let's get the fuck out if here dude.

the dank korns by Sherman Conway Hennessey December 21, 2013

The Darlington Law 

The law that defines a worker doing just enough work to not get fired

Scott abides by The Darlington Law, as not to get fired or excerpt himself too much during the day.

The Darlington Law by livingRockChurch January 3, 2014