Don't Publish

The button we click when a person submits an urban dictionary definition of his/her name as a way of telling his/her 2 homies that read urban dictionary how "awesome", "cool", or any other positive adjective s/he is.

We click Don't Publish to save you from the embarrassment of telling others how 'awesome' you think you are.

by catfight12 January 9, 2009

T-Pose

1.The art in witch a group of men and or ladies get in a group and surround a victim in the shape of a T accompanied with the halo theme song.

2.Religious ritual which is served as an offering to the god of all things. usually done on Tuesdays

3.show you extreme dominance as well

Bully - give me your money B U S T E R
Guy - *t poses*
Bully - sorry m8 here's mine

To perform a t-pose, one must stand with a blank expression with their feet together, and raise their arms to their sides until their stance is similar to the letter T

by titty sucker 69 August 2, 2018

if you can't bear the fire, don't place the wood

used when a person provokes others but can't bear when they react, the teaser doesn't like and try to escape

John : You're so stupid Don
Don: I'm not as stupid as your sister
John : don't talk about my sister
Don: If you can't bear the fire, don't place the wood.

by dulce br June 24, 2009

Don't pop my bubble wrap

A figure of speech used to express the feeling of not wanting ones fun to be ruined by another.

Man A:"Man, did you hear that girl? She called me hot! She wasn't too bad herself..."

Man B:"Dude, that was a guy dressed as a girl..."

Man A:"Don't pop my bubble wrap."

by That one guy but not THAT guy. November 8, 2014

don't push the button

Don't wuss out or don't quit. It's originally referring to don't push the vagina button, but was shortened due to the presence of girls around.

Mark, it's your turn to ride a mattress behind the car. Don't push the button.

by cliffard z September 25, 2008

Don't play where you eat

When a customer comes in with her son and you make references towards having relations with her in front of her son but then rescind the other by using work as an excuse.

Mom: What are you doing later?
Employee: I'm sorry but I subscribe to the methodology of Don't play where you eat.

by Jonrad Scudders January 13, 2009

T-paw

The act that occurs after an anal gang bang when cum is 'dumped' into the hand and licked clean. Sometimes referred to as a Pawlenty. Name after Republican Former Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty.

Will you be doing a T-Paw at this Gang bang?

I cant believe it, He / She did a T-Paw.

She loves T-Paws

by SatiricProtest2 March 13, 2011