shank

Verb: To pull down the pants and quickly insert an erect penis into the anus of an unsuspecting male or female. Usually followed by running away and rape charges.

Dude! That guy just totally shanked your mom.

by Matty194 November 19, 2009

Bukake shank combi surprise

For one or several male(s) to ejaculate in a glass cup, then break the cup and use it to shank somebody, the surprise is that nobody will see it coming.

When Roy was rejected by that girl in the club, he proceeded to prepare and administer a bukake shank combi surprise to said girl.

by Plug3 April 23, 2011

tit shank

a right idiot. stupid twat.

you bloody tit shank

by Tim Mitchell June 24, 2003

swankyc

A rich type of sicko guy, that is full of crap, and likes to make weird slurpy noises with his mouth, and prides himself in the fact that he is an honarary Utard.

This swankyc guy is not so swanky.

by Lancer12345 December 21, 2005

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by blondbombshell2121 March 8, 2011

shank

A more polite way of describing a mans "penis"

I'm missing Shah's Shank.. Means I'm missing Shah's penis etc.

by persianheart November 5, 2008

Shank

To both masturbate and defecate simultaneously, usually on a lavatory or into a porcelain container.

Many begin to defecate before masturbating, so as to start an uninterrupted fecal flow. Also, it is not a requirement to ejaculate and finish defecating at the same time, but dedicated "shankers" will attempt the 'Snow on the Mountain' technique (wherein the discharge lands on the fecal matter.)

It is not necessary to be nude, but serial "shankers" will usually derobe before attempting a long shank.

Guy 1: "Jeez, you were ages man. What took you so long? Big shit?"

Guy 2: "Nah man, had a good shank."

EXAMPLE 2

Guy 1: "Well, thats me kicked out"

Guy 2: "What did you do?"

Guy 1: "My girlfriend woke up and found me shanking next to her last night."

by Joshmilburnt January 7, 2010