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floor surfing

The act of laying on your side and using your feet to push off the walls and to the other wall back and forth like a retard in public. A common sight in public schools.
"What's Jim doing on the floor like an idiot?"
"Oh nothing just floor surfing."
by LennyFaces February 25, 2017
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Urban Surfing

Urban Surfing is riding the Detroit inner city bus or any other large ghetto where you are pack in ass's to elbows, everyone has to standing and the bus drivers drive totally fucking nuts!
I got a DUI and now have to urban surf to work. Man, I have gotten in two car crashes this week, while I was urban surfing.
by Get Pecked January 10, 2018
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surfing the web

A subtle way to say looking for and/or watching porn. Something to tell people if you don't want them to know about your addiction.
Chatter: Hey man what are you up to??
Guy: Oh, just surfing the web.

Girlfriend: I thought we were supposed to do something last night? What'd you do instead?
Boyfriend: I surfed the web because I'm still not getting any...
Girlfriend: Huh?
Boyfriend: Nothing...
by noexperience February 13, 2010
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bus surfing

traveling all day on different buses but not going anywhere. Get off one bus and get onto another one and hope by the end of the day your at least semi close to home. Extra points for train surfing and ferry surfing. For a 7 hour day (jigging school, you should be in and go through at least 40 suburbs. A bus pass comes in really handy for a bus surfing day. For more excitment play in teams and record how many buses you catch.Helps if you live in a well populated area.
"Tomorrow lets jig school and go bus surfing"
"We did that yesterday man, from bondi to malabar, newtown then back to coogee, the city then had lunch in darling harbour, then went to dee why and manly and got the ferry back to darling point then to randwick and maroubra junction and back to bondi. f*cking sick day, so many randoms on public transport"
by nonleaded2026 October 21, 2008
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Surf N' Turf

A surf and turf is a term used to describe a dish you can order that usually has some land dwelling animal such as beef, and a fish accompaniment. When used for fun and as slang it refers to the game some men play, where you go out hogging or whaling, both are terms for larger women. When you are able to make love to both types of larger women in the same night you have just enjoyed a Surf N' Turf.
" We went hoggin the other night and ended up with a Surf N' Turf."
by Stevemando November 29, 2009
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Surf and Turf

A bisexual woman or man. Just as a customer at a Surf and Turf restaurant will eat both clam and meat, this person will eat both clam (vagina) and meat (penis) in bed.
Dude, I've seen her with men and women. She's a total Surf and Turf. Hit that up!
by Ardenite November 11, 2009
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surfjunky

Internet company that says they will pay people $.45 an hour but never do. This site is a scam.
Paul: That guy just stole my wallet.
Sara: Sounds like you got surfjunkyed
by Paul May 13, 2005
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