Stupid Fish

When a person forgets to do something that would be easy enough for a goldfish to remember.

Scott forgot to turn the stove off and remove his kraft dinner from the element before going to bed... Stupid fish

by Chuter November 24, 2009

Stupid Attack

When you do something you know you shouldn't do, "the voice in your head says STOP!"but you do it anyway, then get caught.

Never spit into the wind. It's a windy day and you coughed up something that needs to be out of your body. Take a deep breath and let it fly. It turns back and hits you in the leg or someone else. "Hey I'm so sorry I must have had a stupid attack"

by woodrak March 8, 2011

stupid-busy

Applies particularly to retail work. When the store is so busy that both the customers and the employees seem to lose intelligence aka "get stupider." This makes work that much more difficult and thus seem more busy.

The store got stupid-busy today; nobody had a clue what was happening.

by Roy Killington May 16, 2011

Stupid Drama

Acoustic progressive rock band that combines old school areana rock riffs with the 12string acoustic guitar.

Formed in Austin Texas in 1994 STUPID DRAMA is still making music recordings and doing live performances.

That Stupid Drama show downtown really kicked ass last night.

by Nathan Drama October 20, 2013

Stupid Flash Bang

A Flash-Bang is a device used by law enforcement or military personnel to stun people without causing serious injury. Not unlike a firecracker there is no metal or shrapnel that disperses upon explosion. There is simply a loud bang and a large flash of light which disorients any persons within a certain radius. This allows the person(s) utilizing the flash-bang to enter, escape, or take control a situation.

A "STUPID FLASH BANG" is a technique used by person(s) who are being investigated or questioned. Said person(s) repeatedly answer any questions asked of them with nonsensical or meaningless answers. Or in some cases the same answers continuously. The goal being to ultimately cause the accuser or investigator to give up the questioning. And therefore end the investigation, allowing the accused to escape while the investigator tries to fathom how someone could be so stupid or, tries to make sense of the answers which cannot be made sense of at any point.

Question: What are you doing here? Answer: I don't know. Q: Well then why are you in here? A: I don't know. Q: But you know you don't belong here, and yet you are in here, so I ask again, what is your purpose for being in here? A: I don't know. Q: Did you walk in here? A: Yes. Q: Did someone call you in here, or tell you to come in here? A: No. Q: Are you aware that no one is allowed in here? A: Yes. Q: Then once again I ask, why are you in here? A: I don't know. End Result: Out of total frustration: Just get out. Picks up phone calls doctor: Doc, I've just been hit with a Stupid Flash Bang. Dr.: Lie down, and have no contact with that person for at least 24 hours. Contact could cause irreparable harm to your brain.

by Man of Justice January 22, 2014

stupid horny

A state of horniness in which a person can think of nothing else but how horny they are, and therefore are not a productive member of society.

Jacob: "Man I was stupid horny all last night and couldn't get any studying done."
Jennifer: "We've all been there."

by tortilla August 15, 2016

Stupid Words

Something contradicting what you mean, something you don’t mean, or something just plain stupid.

Girl:Will you give me the test answers? *flashes boobs*
Nerd boy: Is that supposed to be impressive?
Cool guy: Dude, you and your stupid words.

by EverythingIsMeaningless September 19, 2019