stroke the tortoise

Refers to masturbating an uncircumcised penis.

Hey, I was with Kenneth last Friday and he asked his girlfriend if she wanted to stroke the tortoise; in front of everyone.

by deepthong November 22, 2022

the last stroke

1. The final stroke of masturbation before orgasm.

2. The name for the last Jedi before it wad published.

3. The last stroke of the cock before death.

1. "My favorite stroke is the last stroke whats your favorite stroke Jimmy?"
2. "Yo Jim did you see how bad the last stroke was. It was a gay movie"
3. "Johnny had the last stroke on april fools day."

by Faggotpiss January 15, 2020

Friend stroking

When someone are glazing their friend way to hard/ same definition but for friends as self-stroking

Jimmy is legit, so jacked.
“Calm down bro, you friend stroking like crazy”

by Meltzeey I stream on twitch!!! April 13, 2025

vampire-bat stroking

The act of stroking upside down, facing your penis towards your mouth as you perch like a bat.

Matthew: Yo Ruben what kind of creative cooking method did you use last night?

Ruben: I created this vampire-bat stroking style of gooning and it’s doing wonders for my health.

by unfortunatethoughts May 22, 2025

Stroke

This is what happens when you have a stroke:

Person 1: Oh to get a good boi of the Wild man you have to do it when I was nine years old man white people do not want me to play chess or something you can simply do it

Person 2: this man's having a stroke! Call the doctor!!

by Porygon3000 October 9, 2020

Stroke Tits

Lob sided, asymmetrical boobs

Dude, I unclipped her bra and she had stroke tits!

by Dingo Plingus March 8, 2021

Phantom Stroke

Where a sheet, towel or blanket is used to brush against a completely flaccid penis until fully engorged.

Sara is the master of the Phantom Stroke, she has really soft towels too.

by SpanglyCharly November 25, 2018