somebody come scratch my balls

what to say when either:

A) you have extremely itchy balls!!

B) you want to get people to shut the fuck up

C)there is an unbearably awkward silence

Red: damn its quiet in this bitch

Blue: i got the solution for that. *clears throat* SOMEBODY COME SCRATCH MY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Green: WHAT THE FUCK???

Blue: there, silence broken

Red: you are a fucking moron

by zerosai93 June 6, 2009

Stratford high school

A school made by rich people who ride their daddies dick for money. They talk a lot of of shit and feel like degrading people make them superior . Careful their daddies lawyers will sue you if you don't go to their bum ass parties

I'm a Stratford high school knight, don't touch me.

by Bigdadbrosky November 8, 2018

Scratchgasm

The feeling a man gets when he first wakes up in the morning and scratches his ball sac.

I knew today today was going to be a great one right after I had my scratchgasm.

by The Turd Nazi November 20, 2010

scratchy

the kid in school who is not expected to be anything in life. The fall back person when you or a friend is in trouble.

The loser kid nobody wants to talk to would be referred to as scratchy.

by Dustin Vincent April 28, 2005

scrat

To look for something you need. Like if you need some more money for your lunch at school then you could ask people, look on the floor etc. This would be scratting for money. Not always used for money but mostly is. If scratting for objects it means getting them without buying them (stealing, finding, borrowing etc).

I don't have a pen, I'll have to scrat for one.

by nick_smith.arch November 12, 2008

Scratchin' Off

1: Verb; The female equivalent of "Jerkin' Off" where the woman takes a set number of fingers and proceeds to rub at her vagina profusely for sexual pleasure.

2: Verb; When a man or woman begins to itch his/her junk, and it feels so good that they either jizz themselves almost immediately, or they continue to masturbate following the relief of the itch.

Ex. 1: I just walked in on my sister scratchin' off like a lotto ticket.

Ex. 2: I jizzed myself when I finally scratched off to this itch I had for an hour.

by CauSkimo April 1, 2011

Itchies and scratchies

Generic term for sexually transmitted diseases.

That dude has slept with so many women, I'm sure he's got the itchies and scratchies. he's a walking STD.

by Jetters September 6, 2007