Statist's Sister

A woman who is indescribably attractive.

"Johnny got so lucky last night that he fucked Statist's sister."

by Midatsun June 7, 2016

static character

a literary or dramatic character who undergoes little or no inner change; a character who does not grow or develop.

Tiny Tim is a static character

by Trullman December 15, 2016

Static

When there's a shitty snow channel or there's Just a storm Outside and you want to kill everyone in existance because you cannot watch the new episode of that show that you really like

!!!!!!!!!Ugh there's A STATIC on (insert cannel name here), I. Hate. Static. F**K EVERYTHING

by IKnowWords420 August 22, 2017

stational

Stational: In relation or pertaining to a particular station. This is often used to describe the specific environment of a test station.

That particular configuration is found no where outside of that station. It is entirely stational.

by Thezarus August 22, 2017

station wagon

station wagon is when you are doing a girl on the ground and you get on top and hump her through your room and down the stairs while on the ground and you get in your station wagon take it out of park and and move to the back nd smash and get out of 25 children of yours to steer while you move the car while humping in the bac

me and my girl station wagon down 98 highway until a cop pulled us over cause our car was bounceing too much

by billynutrickydickyyogirl May 23, 2017

statisticalistic

A word used when one doesn’t know whether a statement is scientific, mathematics or when one is to dumb to understand it’s meaning thus forth pronounced statisticalistic.

“What ever the heck you just said, that was very statisticalistic.”

by Jimminiecricket123 November 30, 2017

Static head

Receiving a blowjob/tongue whilst not moving.

Hey babes, fancy giving me some static head?

by Adrian Boniecki January 23, 2018