Jacking Your Stack

a simple expression to say your are, of course, masturbating.
"Are y-you Jacking Your Stack?"
by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
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Stack Up

In reference to how police/SWAT teams will "stack up" when entering a building, it is a challenge to government officials and law enforcement agents to personally and physically enforce gun control legislation. Most commonly used in libertarian/anarchist Twitter circles when responding to pro-gun control politicians, similarly to "Molon Labe"/"Come and Get It"/"Come and Get Them".
"You want my guns? Stack up!"
by indianarchist June 8, 2022
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A law which states that: given sufficient time, some internet user, somewhere, will have posted elaborate arguments for one person, thing, idea or phenomenon being the cause of all of the world's modern day problems. The argument is likely far-fetched.
Joe: Man, the Middle East is getting crazier every day.
Matt: I read a great article the other day about how Middle Eastern instability is primarily caused by Western expectations of gender-role conformity. That also causes income inequality, Donald Trump, and government corruption.
Joe: The only thing you just proved is that Stack's Law of Universal Causality is true.

Jessica: OMG! Why are there so many starving children in Africa.
LeJuana: You see, when you get down to it, Islamic extremism is the primary cause of global hunger, and our poor stock-markets!
Jessica: How do you know that?
LeJuana: I read a tell all article on it at WorldWithoutReligion.com!
Jessica: That's just Stack's Law of Universal Causality at work.
by GreatHillOfTara August 1, 2016
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stack every chip

to get lots of money and have it stacking up in the bank
brian over there is stack every chip (he’s getting lots of money and it’s stacking up in his bank account)
by mr uber aka booty licker 3000 February 12, 2020
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Stacked quibber

when the balls are stacked on top of each other vertically and the penis is thicker than it is long.
audrey: this guy i met at the mall had a stacked quibber.

noelle: ew no not the stacked quibber.
by bblbitch.com June 27, 2021
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running stacked

Playing with a team of exceptionally good players in a given sport, event or activity.
Man, those guys beat us so bad...
Well, they were running stacked so yeah, that's gonna happen.
by Stardust_Fantasy December 2, 2017
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