Spunk Hunt

arises from uncontrolled ejaculation. The loss of bodily fluids into the unknown - eg. living-room carpet, bedroom ceiling etc.

The Spunk Hunt occurs when a partner returns home unexpectedly, immediately after the mag stash has been completed. Wayward semen is rarely found by the male of the species, but the female of the species is more attuned to track it down.

A dead giveaway that a covert wank has taken place, along with flushed cheeks, and trousers half-undone.

I had a quickie over that bird from charmed yesterday, after a thorough Spunk Hunt I found the mess and cleaned it up before my missus got home.

by www.chavspotting.co.uk May 27, 2004

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spunderella

crystal meth meth tweeker methamphibian A female of any age that is addicted to crystal meth. Spunderella's primary goal for most of her day is to "chase the bag"; arrange hooking up with the meth dealer, friends, anyone and everyone she thinks might be holding. She is on a mission to get spun and stay spun on meth.

Sean: "Is that your grandmother dude?"

Daniel: "NO fucktard, thats my mom. She used to be a spunderella, twacked out on meth for the past 7 years but then she went to rehab. Give her about 6 months and she'll be looking like she used to when she was a pre-school teacher.

Sean: "MMMM, A MILF?"

(Daniel punches Sean in the arm)
"Daniel: "Don't go there dude before you make me kick your ass!

by The Anrkissed May 8, 2008

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Spunkmuffin

A muffin that most certainly has been ejaculated upon, therefore being tainted in a way only spunkeaters will love.

Would you like a Spunkmuffin?? its basically a muffin covered in gooey spunk???

Why yes that would be lovely, can i have some pubes to sprinkle on top??

by There isnt enough space to fit August 11, 2009

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