chinese splits

When you do a handstand and extend both legs to each side while a guy digs you out.

Giiiirl..he was eating the P good last night..had me in all kinda portions..even the chinese splits

by kleezy45 November 26, 2015

banana split

A post-operation transvestite

Kaitlin jenner is a banana split.

by Coalhoal April 3, 2016

Emperor(Splatoon)

A Character In the splatoon manga. Currently dating rose.

For more information, Visit Dio brando's wiki page.

You can compare someone to Emperor(Splatoon) if their ego is bigger than their actual IQ.

by mellowmelmel November 6, 2018

Lickety-split

The action of freezing a chicken parm sandwich in a condom and sticking it up your ass while yelling "Mama Mia!"

You better Lickety-split if you want to be on varsity baseball.

by dicklicker42069 May 22, 2019

ass-vag split

The ass-vag split is defined as the thin line between the ass hole and the vagina when both have been reamed out so much that they look like two half circles butted against each other.

Her ass-vag split was so thin that in a devil's three way I could feel every vein in the other dudes cock.

by The real Gunny July 3, 2014

pedo-split

v. the act of ending a relationship between someone about to turn 18 and some one who is age 16 or below. due to the fact that one member of the relationship will become an adult on his/her birthday he/she would become a pedophile by staying together with the now underage person.

"yea me n my girl had to separate"

"why bro"

"cuz i just turned 18 yesterday and she's still 15 so we had to pedo-split"

by thnkfrgtsmvwls August 2, 2009

log splitter

Two fingers, parallel, in the butt, person poops, poo cut in half by the fingers upon exit.

My fingers turned into a log splitter when i was fingering her ass

by ladyloader July 30, 2011