home safety monitoring

Time people spend at other people's houses chasing after their runny nosed bratty kidz while they are out having a good time. Your also expected to feed, entertain, play with, tell lies to, and read bedtime stories to their demon children. But it is a lucrative business and easy to get into. NOBODY LIKES TO BE CALLED A DAMN BABYSITTER ANYMORE. It's called home safety monitoring instead!

Girl 1: so you're stuck babysitting tonight?
Girl 2: nah bitch. i hate being called a babysitter! i'm home safety monitoring mah gur! <3

by Kristakins+Rosie July 2, 2009

email safe word

In an email thread, a word (usually irrelevant and strange in the context of the email thread) agreed to by the participating parties to change the subject or end the thread when the inappropriateness of the thread has reached its limit. This is so that someone on the email thread can let everyone else know that they feel like continuing the thread would only get too personal and cause shame.

Similar to a safe word in BDSM.

Bob: Notice her status says engaged as well…I wonder if this dude is her fiancé…or if that is why she has been abstinent?
Sue: I'm not even sure what to say but LOL about her "other pussy." She's a class act, right there. I just hope she wasn't friends with her co-workers.
Mary: That is exactly the reason I don't have a Facebook acct.
Jill: OMG…that was hilarious!!! Mary…..I don’t think we’d need to know about your escapades.
Bob: No, love caves are private.
Jill: I bet you are about ready for a visit to the love cave, aren't you, Bob??
Sue: BANANA! I said BANANA! Stop, dammit, stop! For the love of God, BAAAAANAAAANAAA!
Jill: Huh?
Sue: Banana is our email safe word. In order to prevent us from too much TMI, we need to put an end to this thread.

by notlikekristi August 25, 2009

safety flame

Something really cool; can be used interchangeably as verb/noun/adjective

"man dem shoes is safety flame"
"blad ur too safety flame for words"
"I am THE safety flame"
opposite: "soooooo un-safety flame!!"

by an ony mouse October 14, 2005

Safety third

Beer first.

Trail second.

Safety third.

A hasher's mantra.

"We should probably wait for the light to-"

"SAFETY THIRD!"

"Before we jump, do we have any idea how deep that water?"

"Does it matter? Safety third!"

"So we could go down this nice easy switchback over here, but the marks point straight down this really dangerous-looking slope and there's a 'Beer Near' sign... You know what they say about beer, trail and safety! Follow those marks!"

by jgglytts July 11, 2017

Scafe

Variation on the word Safe. Meaning to be respected!

Ye blud, you is well scafe!

by Sam Spreadborough June 1, 2007

safe wet-willy

inserting a condom covered in spermacide into someone's ear. Step 1) find a victim step 2) obtain condom step 3) cover outside of condom in spermacide step 4) place condom over a finger step 5) stick it in someone's ear 6) sneak around to thier other side and stick it into their other ear

Eric was sitting there talking about llamas when snuck up and gave him a safe wet-willy in one ear. While he was contemplating the spermacide in his left ear, I got his right.

by Nikki-Rae December 7, 2005

safe smokie

similar to dd (designated driver) except the substance is marijuana; a safe smokie, or ss, usually looks out for cops, parents, or anyone else his or her friends would hate to see while lighting up a big blunt

"hey jim, we've got some excellent green, would you mind being ss if we hook you up later?"

by anna banana August 11, 2004