Solid-Situp

A slang term for product that is relatively useless and/or easily replaceable and rediculously overpriced

I once bought a metal bar for $129.99 to do situps. Than I realized I could just use a sofa or purchase a similar product for $19.99. What a solid-situp

Person 1: Hey, I just bought a snuggie!
Person 2: Wow, that sounds like a solid-situp to me. Why wouldnt you just cut two holes in a blanket?

by Utah 160k e'ry day December 7, 2009

Nose slide a rail

Code for snorting a line of a powdered drug, preferably cocaine.

Tom and Pete are snorting coke in the basement while Toms mom is around.
Pete says: Hey Tom, wanna nose slide a rail real fast?
Tom says: Sure bro *winks*

by minnesota_stoner January 1, 2009

freundian slide

A freuendian slide begins when one makes a freudian slip. To turn it into a slide, however, you must own it.

man: give me a moment to look up your skirt
woman: do you mean profile?
man: you know what? no. no i don't
passerby: that was quite the freundian slide

by dreadedClank February 18, 2009

All Soldiers Return to Base

During a Halo game when the oposing team is attacking the flag.
When your team needs time to regroup and organize a strategic attack

Yo yo yo all soldiers return to base

by Bigpappamammamasha November 15, 2009

Log Slide

Occurs when your partner poops all over your pillows/bed after doing it anal

Bob: "U think Whitney and Charlie had sex last night?"

Tom: "Hell yeah man! Whitney did a log slide all over his pillow when they finished."

Bob: "Wow I'd never want to sleep on those pillows again

by Ipassonrumors September 1, 2010

Wet slide, chronic excuse

A phrase that can be used to excuse anything.

Dave: "Hey, man! Why'd you just rape my cat?!"
Jack: "Wet slide, chronic excuse."
Dave: "Oh, okay then."

by Jackadave January 1, 2011

sidewalk soldier

An acquaintance or random person recruited informally, generally to be used as a little extra muscle.

Tom: A few guys were giving this girl trouble at a bar last night, so I told them to stop.
Dave: Did they stop?
Tom: No, they wanted a fight and there was no way I would take them, so I went outside and got a few sidewalk soldiers to help me out.

Jill: You know some guys are going to jump you at the party right?
Tomas: Don't worry, I'll get a few sidewalk soldiers to come with.

by Sidewalk Soldier January 13, 2011