Sock Condom

When you take your sock off by rolling off like a condom

Jim "whoa all the socks in your drawer look like big cotton condoms!"

Mike "Yeah there sock condoms"

by jcblm5145 March 13, 2010

edina sock

a cool way to wear your socks, shin high.

omg i love an edina sock, its so classy!

by D&E September 30, 2007

Chuggle Sock

More of a prison term, a Chuggle Sock is what happens wen an inmate takes a shit into one of their socks and smacks another inmate across the face with it.

Tyrone came around the corner and got "Chuggle Socked" by Jermaine.

by Brutha AG February 4, 2010

touching sock

Used to describe a situation that has progressed way beyond touching cloth.

You know it's too late when you're touching sock!

by Crash Raindog January 21, 2004

tube socks

used foh rasterbating.

Depree:My tube socks were dirty, so I used yours!

by gabbieee August 1, 2007

Jock Socks

Jock Socks are what nerds, geeks, or people who hate jocks/sporty people Call crew socks (preferably Nike Elites) or any type of basketball sock.

Burt: "Hey did you did you see Jacob walking around in his jock socks?"

Andy: "I know they are so stupid!"

by bandit dewski February 22, 2015

Sock Fucker

A term for an annoying ass that seems to know everything but has never been with a woman before. Most likely will be in love with sock puppets or the sock drawer the rest of his life. Mostly used as an insult.

HEY! Shut your mouth Sock Fucker!

by Joke Of The Day 4 March 29, 2015