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Sloppy Finger Shit Flap

When one needs to poop, but cannot reach the facilities, themselves or their partner covers up the hole with a finger, hand or any other body part.
Oh damnit!!! There's not a bathroom in miles! Someone give me a Sloppy Finger Shit Flap!
by Mr. Bigbird July 12, 2011
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Sloppy Toppy

When a person(most of the time a female) sucks the living shit out of a man's dick.

Now go away and read your bible you lewd fucks.
Tyler: Yo bro, yesterday night Kristina gave me that good Sloppy Toppy.
by uceain bolt February 12, 2021
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A Snappy Cassy

For a girl to let out a vaginal flatulent or "quiff" into someone's mouth while they are asleep or unaware;

also known as a "Spicy Michael" when a guy farts into someone's mouth.
"Kayla gave a snappy cassy to her ex-boyfriend after he fell asleep at the party. He woke up humiliated, scarred, and possibly the most turned off by a girl he had ever been."
by Hansonpaulsey October 14, 2009
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sloppy diamond

a sloppy diamond is when the mouth, nipples and penis are stimulated orally nd alternately, usually when the reciepient is blindfolded.
I gave my boyfriend his first experience of a sloppy diamond at the weekend...it must have been good because he came like a train.
by lauren April 21, 2005
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Slappin' the Grimlock

Slappin' the Grimlock is the coolest new activity you can do. Any hip new "thing" can be referred to in casual conversation as Slappin' the Grimlock, in order to confuse other people- the point being that if you have to ask what the other person means, you'll never be cool enough to partake in the activity.
"Hey man, me and my buddes are gonna go slap the Grimlock for a while, you wanna come?"

"The hell are you talking about?"

"Never mind... I guess you're just not cool enough to enjoy a good session of slappin' the Grimlock."
by Darc Discordia April 16, 2009
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sloppy milkstamp

When a woman milkstamps someone by slowly dragging her tits across them rather than striking with her tits.
That waitress gave me a sloppy milkstamp so slow it took 5 minutes for her to drag her tits across my face.
by Jdex August 8, 2010
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sloppy floppy

When you get a blowjob when it's not even hard yet; A blowjob on a penis that isn't even erect; Orally stimulating a flaccid phallic member often belonging to a male.
Nick: "Dude I fucked Karen so hard yesterday"
Timmy: "Really?"
Nick: "Yea and when we were done she even gave me a sloppy floppy"
by Shaquille o Zeal April 22, 2017
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