Kansas city shuffle

When you take a goat and put its back legs in your rubber boots with your legs in them and perform an animal kingdom nasty dance. (aka- Goat boning or sheep shagging)

Branden was from kansas and got bored/horny one day. So he broke into a local farm with his high flooder's on and performed the Kansas City Shuffle on a lone goat.

by c-colf November 23, 2011

five finger knuckle shuffle

a masturbation technigue used on females which requires you to insert all five fingers into the vagina.

I walked in on your mother last night preforming the five finger knuckle shuffle

by fresh2defa June 18, 2009

OJ Shuffle

During administering oral sex to a female, withdraw your mouth, aggressively punch the clitoris several times, then continue to lick the wounded vagina. Repeat until orgasm.

Man, she's been pissing me off so much recently, I think I'll lull her into a false sense of security and next time I go down on her, I'll pull out the OJ shuffle on her bitch ass.

by The Embry-O December 9, 2008

Shit Shuffler

A Shit Shuffler is someone who just kicks and flails around like a dumb ass, normaly huge gangster wannabe's

Kid 1 "Wow look at that guy he is a Shit Shuffler"
Kid 2 "Yeah man that guys name is Ricky King"
Kid 1 "Oh I heard that guy is pretty horrible"

by Big FOOOT November 2, 2009

soft shoe shuffle

I will not kiss your ass!

She soft shoe shuffle (d)

to get that account!

Butt kisser

ex:fecal matter lips...

ex: bend over backwards

by Honeypot3691 December 6, 2017

Titty Shuffle

A 4 fingered flick of the titty.

" I Titty Shuffled some girl last night Jeff. "

" Wicked. "

by Jake Paget October 7, 2007

douchebag shuffle

An extremely lame dance performed at clubs or parties in which the dancer slowly bounces up and down in time with the music while twisting his upper body slightly from side to side. The dancer's feet remain on the ground, and arms stay motionless at the dancer's sides.

This dance is performed primarily by douchebags, mainly because it is the only dance that they are able to perform besides grinding.

-"Let's go. This club is full of assholes."
-"How do you know?"
-"Everyone's doing the douchebag shuffle."

by Milky Cannon March 4, 2011