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John Sebastian

An American singer and songwriter best known as the leader of The Lovin' Spoonful and as the person who sings the theme song for "Welcome Back Kotter."
John Sebastian should have been more popular.
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 23, 2023
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Linus Sebastian Syndrome (LSS)

Linus Sebastian Syndrome (LSS) is when someone keeps dropping expensive components and devices. For example dropping a GPU, RAM, CPU, MOTHERBOARD, CASE FANS, CPU FANS, PSU'S, Mobile Phones and so on.

In all seriousness this is more of a joke. No hard feelings linus :D
Do you have Linus Sebastian Syndrome (LSS)?
Bro why did you drop the GPU? Do you have Linus Sebastian Syndrome (LSS)?
According to my calculations you have Linus Sebastian Syndrome(LSS).
by Pinchelle September 5, 2023
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Noah Sebastian

A beautiful man and Vocals for a band called Bad Omans
Person 1: hey, have you heard about Bad Omens? They seem like a really good band

Person 2: yeah, the vocalist, Noah Sebastian is beautiful!
by Somerandomgingerkid September 24, 2023
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Juan Sebastian

Juan Sebastian is pure love. One thing for sure, Juan or Sebastian, or J-S…he doesn’t even know the complete extent of how his whole gorgeous being lights up Rachel’s heart and mind to a depth that cannot be calculated in numeric terms. It’s like the Richter scale, exponential.

He’s very handsome and very handy and yes it’s possible to be both at once. He’s an international man of mystery, with a penchant for facts. Yes, he’s clever and interesting and always captivates. He is thoughtful and always listens, even to the words left unsaid.

His vibe is chill, the creatures of the universe specifically cats, dogs and periquitos, admire his effortless magnetism.

Everyone should have the pleasure of loving and being loved by Juan Sebastian. But somehow Rachel became the luckiest of all.
I’ve never seen anything this Juan Sebastian in my whole life. What a gift from heaven.

Everything feels so Jean Sebastian, I couldn’t be happier.

I thought I knew that fact but I was Juan Sebastian‘ed to learn otherwise.

I needed to cudddle so I just Juan Sebastian’d it tonight.

11:11
by PeriquitaPeriquito February 23, 2024
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Dirty Sebastian

When a man projectile vomits in another man's butt.
I heard that Bill was given a dirty sebastian, I wonder if it was chunky or not.
by Envybear3473 April 2, 2024
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A "Sebastian Chemnitz"

When you're hitting a girl raw, but wish to keep your edging streak so you pee in her instead of busting a load.
Guy 1: "So I bet you broke your edging streak after spending the night with Samantha"
Guy 2: "Nah, I just pulled a "Sebastian Chemnitz" I'm good".
by TotallyNotLærke April 15, 2024
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Juan Sebastian

Juan Sebastian is the top Zara Employee who is currently attempting to disrupt the rare fish market in Mongolia. Exercise great caution when using Mongolian Fishing boots near the Hawaiian Island of "poopoo."
Mateo: Yo! Juan Sebastian is gooning!
Person 2: I need to hide my Mongolian uncle!
by Anti-Tech Extremist May 6, 2024
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