Scottlon

A guy who will tell you anything to get into your pants.

Girl 1: He told me he loved me on our third date!
Girl 2: He is such a Scottlon.

by Xuxu38 May 22, 2013

Scotting

Scotting: when you vigorously claim an ability, explain how you are very good at said ability, take bets on ability, until it is time to prove the ability. This is the point where the person is to busy (or other excuses) to prove ability.

"I can kick a soccer ball further than anyone! Any bets? Great we will do it." On day of event can’t find a place to change his shoes. He is scotting out.

by jmp99_99 August 13, 2014

Scott Logic

Scott Logic is another illuminati conspiracy, it confuses, sees all, and trolls all who attempt to understand it. Scott Logic is comparable to infinity divided by zero, and it has been behind all conspiracy theories whether known or not. Scott Logic is the logic that is both logical and illogical, and even Chuck Norris is unable to comprehend it's impossibility. Scott Logic is like my sense of humour, the only one who can understand it is me.

" Scott Logic is the only thing worse than Algebra" - Everyone

"Scott Logic is the only true definition for Scott Logic" - Scott

by Saxoholic April 17, 2015

scottish rage

A type of anger that is firey, explosive, and full of yelling, typically found in Scots.

I wouldn't piss her off if I were you. She's got some Scottish rage!

by mandythewombat January 17, 2016

Scott

A trash can .

Hey , can you throw that in the Scott .

by Coolxgirl March 14, 2017

Scott

Scott is an old man but he is full with charisma. He is charming and with great sense of humour. He always make surprises to the girl he likes and keep her happy. Scott is a special uber driver for MM. Scott is awesome!

Hey this cute guy is so Scott

by MMCY85 July 28, 2017

Scottish hotpocket

When you shit on a woman's vagina then pre on it so create vapour

Aye pal i pure scottish hotpocketed her fucking disgusting.

by Christian no.1 December 20, 2017