Way better than God.
1. Satan: *Punishes the evil*
God: You are evil.
2. Satan: *Accepts sins*
God: Every single human being who lied once has to die.
3. Satan: *Has goat as his head*
God: All goats must die.
4. Satan: *Accepts everyone*
God: I hate gays, women, and other religions.
God: You are evil.
2. Satan: *Accepts sins*
God: Every single human being who lied once has to die.
3. Satan: *Has goat as his head*
God: All goats must die.
4. Satan: *Accepts everyone*
God: I hate gays, women, and other religions.
by half gay and half straight March 11, 2019
do I really need to explain this one to you? Satan is my muthafucking daddy. his dick is big and its redder than your moms pussy after being penetrated.
by hawtie45672 November 16, 2018
A bitch that’s what he is
by Thatoneguyatdatparty69 April 08, 2021
by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024
the word 'satan' actually means enemy and was christianed to meaning devil as in the lord of devil in some sence as lucifer was the king of devils he got the named satan and was also called that in the bible actually the word satan is suppose to be used as a common word tho it ended up being religious this is quite sad for those who are impressed by the past language
by suck a * May 08, 2015
"I heard someone say Satan will go back to hell after the parade,"
"He has a kingdom to run, Martha, duh."
"He has a kingdom to run, Martha, duh."
by Englot May 27, 2024