Switchfinger

Switchfinger is a delightful game that is best played multiplayer.
1) Stick one finger in mouth.
2) Stick one finger in ass.
3) Say aloud: "One, two, three, SWITCH!"
4) Do so.

Johnny likes to play Switchfinger with his friends.

by Arakasi October 22, 2008

Canadian switchblade

A stabbing implement fasioned from frozen shit.

Got into a fight with an eskimo and that fuck reached into the snow and stabbed me with a canadian switchblade!

by Dnice456 October 14, 2015

switchconomy

The economics concerning the purchase and sale of all types of switch.

"I hear they are predicting a boom in the switchconomy soon"

"Yeah, it's been a while since we had a switchboom"

by sazzy w March 10, 2008

snitch gang

A snitch gang is someone who often snitches or normally use this to thretane someone before possibly snitching on some on to scare them.

Person A: dude I stole her pencil
Person B: I'm gonna Snitch gang
Person : NO Bro

by Duncanmoobs May 25, 2018

Snitches Get Stitches

A saying indicating that "Snitches" or people who tell on others to police, partners etc. will get stitches, resulting from some kind of abuse (usually physical)

Snitch: "Sir, It was Tommy that sold me the drugs"
Tommy: "You better watch yourself punk, snitches get stitches"

by JJLM93 March 16, 2009

snitch

in the criminal sense a snitch will provide information to the police or feds in order to obtain lenient treatment for themselves and provide information over an extended period of time in return for money or for police to overlook their own criminal activities. Quite often someone will become an informant following their arrest.

a snitch is not the innocent person who has a serial killer living next door so he tells the police to get the trash out the community. a snitch is one who is slanging dope or doing some other wrong doing and gets caught but instead of taking their punishment like a man they tell the authorities info on other criminals so they can get off scott free or reduce their own punishment. that is a snitch!

by ekiye April 12, 2008

switching to porn

A figure of speech which implies that something which has no pornographic content in the slightest is so extremely amazing or extremely shameful that one would say it would be better to be caught watching porn than that.

I was watching the Rebecca Black video and suddenly my mom walked in so I switched to porn.

This dubstep song was so dirty, I was switching to porn every time someone passed by.

by Nacatac May 15, 2011