table-stalking

When you are at a resturant without a waiter that is really crowded, and you look for people that look almost done with their food and stay near their table until they leave, so you can get the table before other people.

When I was at 5 Guys, it was so crowded, I had to stalk tables, I even had everyone split up so we could get a table.

Man 1: Hey! You can't take that table! I was next in line!

Man 2: Yeah, but I was table-stalking it already.

by pseudonymousbosch12345 October 22, 2010

Schoolyard Stalker

A person at school who always stares at you, follows you around, try's to hang out with you, etc.

Ryan is a total "Schoolyard Stalker."

by KissMyAssYouFatWhore January 20, 2011

Sleeper Stalker

when someone acts like a cool person until the have integrated theirself and their friends into your life, then start to engage in stalker activites, such as constantly trying to talk to you and bringing up unimportant things you previously said and begging you to love them. these are ticky to deal with as if you block them and try staying away from them they will use their friend connections to find you

guy 1: God i have an annoying stalker she just wont leave me alone!
guy 2: just block her
guy 1: i cant she's a sleeper stalker
guy 2: that sucks dude

by DUSKJones April 28, 2011

Reverse Stalkcology

The art of tricking a girl to stalk you because she is worried that you might be stalking her.

Dude, he is so good at reverse stalkcology that she know's his whole schedule and were he sits in class.

by FRC Carnage May 21, 2011

Self Stalking

Twitter. One who basically narrates their life on twitter

Guy 1 : Man everywhere I go that chick I dumped a month ago shows up.

Guy 2: Well if you would get off of the twitter and quit self stalking she would never know where you are at.

by Damian12345 June 20, 2011

ad stalking

Being bombarded with ads for things you recently looked up online.

Person1: Dude I googled santorum and now I'm constantly seeing ads for gay porn, eww.
Person 2: Lol ad stalking claims another victim.

by enoreyt August 7, 2012

thirst-stalker mode

when a person takes a really serious interest in a male or female

I can't stop thinking about her. She is always on my mind and its like I see her everywhere I go. Its like I'm on that thirst-stalker mode.

by YOUNG TUCK July 16, 2014