shitty titties

When a female has a nice personality, face, and body; except for her breasts.

"Oh man, she's so hot."
"Yeah, but those are one bad case of shitty titties."

by crystallis November 14, 2012

Shitty Music

Wild musical ventures that have not succeeded.

Kanye West produces shitty music.

by EatableCrib December 29, 2016

Red Shift

n. The political change of the United States in favor of conservatism, specifically relating to the 2004 election, with the re-election of George Bush, and the loss of John Kerry, the great gains for Republicans in the House and Senate, and the voting to ammend the constitutions of 11 states outlawing gay marriage.

Not saying it is good or bad, in fact, for me, Red Shift is a mixed blessing (damn my centrist view).

(this makes reference to the red states being pro-GOP, and the Blue, pro-Dems)

See Blue Shift

The Reagan era was a period of red shift.

by Aktopus December 8, 2004

Female blame shifting

The process by which a female member of the species homo sapiens transfers responsibility for her actions to an unrelated party. Curiously, this seems to affect others of the species into believing that the newly-blamed individual is truly at fault and that the blamer is in fact the victim.

"So, after she drove her car through the Denny's, punched a paraplegic and shat in the coffee maker, she said it was her husband's fault because he's been ignoring her?"

"Yep. And they didn't press charges."

"Female blame shifting. It's a powerful thing."

by Saluriel July 19, 2014

shiftdelete

1) to permanently delete file(s) on a Windows-based computer.

2) A euphemism for the curse word "shit"

holy mother bull shiftdelete! I just shiftdeleted all those files!

by J-Diddy March 20, 2003

Shift-4

Cash; money; dinero. Derived from they keys on a keyboard that produce a dollar sign.

Yo, I got to get some Shift-4 son so I can get me a sweet Chrysler.

by Z-Train July 17, 2006

Honda Shitty

A term used by rednecks to describe Hondas.

Hey Billy Joe, did you see that Honda Shitty drive by?

Jim Bob, you know I was crawling around underneath my Camaro. Boy howdy, I don't know why they stopped making these things, they only break down every other weekend.

by Monkeyboy May 7, 2005