School

Some people need it, some do not. For those who need it is simply annoying, but will end up helping you in the end. Yet, for those who do not it is simply living hell for 14 years of your life minimum.

Most people: I hate school
The rest: We too

School by Some Random Guy Liking Dick July 10, 2017

School

School is a prison-like place where depressed adults talk into your ear about a certain subject expecting you to know the exact details of everything. From class the the cafeteria, another hell hole where they feed you pig waste with spaghetti hoops. Then you have the pushy a-holes who toss ypu manically around the dam hallways because you enjoy something that isn't chav.

"Chav is an old word." Says everybody

Shut up.

Anyway, after suffering and struggling to cope with torturing and brain-washing, droning and mumbling voice of a failure, you can go home and have some fun and gam- Nope, instead you can sit at the table and have an all-nighter trying to figure out the answer to an unbelievably stupid equation that you'll probably forget in 5 minutes.

Welcome to the next 14 years of your life!

Douche: Sir, please may I have a hall pass?

Mr Slamdatbooty: What for Jimothy?

Douche: I need to take a whiz.

Mr Slamdatbooty: Wait until lunch.

Douche: There is 3 periods until lunch though.

Mr Slamthatbooty: JIMOTHY HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME YOU MUST MASSAGE MY FEET AND WRITE OUT THE ENTIRE ROMEO AND JULIET SCRIOT IN PERFECT CONDITION, THE SCHOOL IS DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, SHAME, SHAAAAME.

School by Pdhh July 10, 2017

school

six
crapy
hours
of
our
lives

school is not fun

school by getreckt July 13, 2017

school

An organization set up by a country's government with the intent of turning the snotty-nosed little brats of today into the ever reliable tax payers of tomorrow.

The kid never missed a day of school, now he's 100% ready to devote his life to Uncle Sam.

school by Duffman001 July 26, 2017

school

A prison that kids are forced to go to for 11-12 years. You do useless work and learn things that you will never need to know in life. School days are incredibly long, some lasting 8 hours.

I'm off to school today, see you in 8 hours!

school by knp04 July 28, 2017

School

Teachers giving you problems you wouldn't have without them

I hate school!

School by Hi25;4(())$$$55555 August 15, 2017

School

The fiery pits of hell, where satan (also known as teachers) fuck with your brain

Person 1: What is a school
Person 2: A brain butt fucking system

School by Idk who I am anymore September 5, 2017