Satan’s muzzleloader

A gay sex position where you give him baked beans and put a bag of skittles in his asshole, then that’s when you fuck him and nut in his asshole and then after pull out so hard you prolapse him. After that you use his prolapsed anus to masturbate him and collect his semen In his asshole. After that put the prolapsed anus in your mouth like it’s a cock and tickle his taint to loosen his bowels which will result in shit, cum, blood and skittles to be chewed into a delicious brown paste.

Hey I gave your dad Satan’s muzzleloader last night.

by Trulldull October 7, 2023

satanic panic

When the Satanists panic and start throwing everything against the wall in order to try to distract and cause chaos because somebody somewhere took away something sacred to them.

The dawn of 2020 kicked off the largest, most extended satanic panic of all time.

by Objective-Reason Daddy October 24, 2023

Satan’s Tree Rat

House cat

Why would you allow a Satan’s Tree Rat climb on your dinner table, right after they use their litter box?

by thefarmersson November 8, 2023

Satan

Kim Jong Unb (English: /ˌkɪm dʒɒŋˈʊn, -ˈu n/;2 Korean: 김정은 kim.dʑɔŋ.ɯ n;c born 8 January 1982 or 1983)d is a North Korean politician who has been supreme leader of North Korea since 2011 and the leader of the Workers' Party of Korea (WPK) since 2012.e He is the third son of Kim Jong Il, who was North Korea's second supreme leader from 1994 to 2011, and Ko Yong Hui. He is a grandson of Kim Il Sung, who was the founder and first supreme leader of North Korea from its establishment in 1948 until his death in 1994.

Didn’t know Satan would be this fat

by Frederick Yeo November 16, 2023

Hail Satan Suicide

When one person is sitting behind the wheel of a vehicle and a different man is in a mock 69, operating the pedals of the vehicle with his hands whilst balls deep in the driver's mouth.

Instead of a typical suicide pact, me and my bro decided to Hail Satan Suicide into whatever God has predestined.

by Mr. Splashy Pants December 22, 2023

Satans lollipop

When you fuck a girl on their period then you put it in their mouth.

This term is also applicable for any other circumstance where a bloody cock is devoured.

I took her home to give her a taste of Satans Lollipop.

by SacredScrotum January 29, 2024

Satan

Me

My nickname is Satan.

by TOAOSL April 15, 2023