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awww, she's retarded

A phrase used by a secretly submissive man under 5'10 to imply his desire for anal sex. Not just any anal sex, this code phrase indicates he wants to be used like a fleshlight and turned inside out.

If your boyfriend, partner or husband uses this phrase, he's begging for a rectal prolapse. Do not listen to his cries for help as you reach for his hairy anus, he is secretly super duper into it. If he fights you off, persist, as he is simply trying to pretend he is heterosexual - he's dying for backshots.
Awww she's retarded is super commonly said by plumber sk8r bois

She glared at him, annoyed that he was taking so long to look up at her from his game of Clash Royale. He looked up and smiled at her: "Awww, she's retarded."
by urmomsperchina July 26, 2021
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The words I am saying... Are not a trick you retarded fucking asshole.
Hym Iam "The words I am saying... Are not a trick you retarded fucking asshole! What the actual fuck is wrong with you?"
by Hym Iam January 17, 2026
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Truthful, realistic, annoyance, Neanderthals seperating genders entertained near domains esoterically redundant and retarded (v-sync)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025
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Remarded

When the special kid walks out of the special kid classroom and tries to cook you like beef stew
You: *casually walking in the school hallway*
Special kid: *comes out of the special kid classroom with his toy truck in hand*
Special kid: WHAT ARE YOU REMARDED? GET OUT OF MY WAY STUPID HEAD!!!
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Retardedly strong

To posses the same retard power you remembered watching the retarded retard in grammar school had. He would fight 3 adults in such a manner, one would wonder where this unknown power came from. Likewise, its gaining this power from hitting the gym hard.
Nate: Hey dude, wanna go grab some burgers?
Jay: Naw kid, I'm busy getting that retard strength.

Nate: you been gettin retardedly strong lately.
by #1ABF April 5, 2020
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Regarded

Another way to say the R word and avoid censorship
The regarded invested all his money in dodgecoin after dodge Karen's tweet
by holy prepuce November 22, 2022
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retardedism

Someone who is more than reatared and has a sickness of being stupid
I thick he he has retardedism
by Crazy@C May 20, 2017
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