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riding dirty

Not takeing a shower for 3 days, and rolling up to Taco Bell.
And if the "PO PO" is behind you waiting in the drive thru, then he's trying to catch you rideing dirty.
Taco bell employee: "Here is your ultima...*cough ...Oh god sir what is that smell?"

You: "Don't try to catch me riding dirty... Gimme my chalupa slut"

Then you ghost ride out the dirve thru..
by A-TEAM June 11, 2006
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Riding dirty

Continuing one's activities after having defecated without wiping one's anus. In other terms, not wiping yo' ass after shitting
Gangsta: Yo, man, he was riding dirty all night last night.
Homedawg: Yeah, man. That must explain why he smell like crap.
by Ward8 June 11, 2006
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reading

the biggest waste of a highschoolers time. most kids these days have more important things to do like playing WOW or going outside and larping. i mean really who thinks that real kids are going to spend a perfectly good summer day inside reading when they could be sitting on there ass, eating, cheetoes, naked, with a floaty around their waist, playing halo on Live.
Harry told his mom he had no time for reading. he told his mom that he was going to go out to the park and run, when in reality he was actually going out to meet up with his WOW larping friends.
by Harry the larper February 14, 2007
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readinger

a horni bastard that loves to fuck friends, gets hard and horny off of ex girlfriends, and loves to do things in movie theaters
wow look at that sexy readinger!
by hottiegirl15 May 8, 2008
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Riding the Rivers

1) A phrase used to describe a large margin of victory, often with the intent to degrade the losing team or player.
2) To have a relaxing day fishing in a calm river. To tame the river, just for the sake of proving your superiority over said river.
3) A term used to describe the incredible feat of Bilbo Baggins when he rode down the river on barrels through Mirkwood to save the dwarves of the Lonely Mountain, shows the power of the Fellowship.
4) Any fantasy football team that has Philip Rivers at QB and foolishly believes that he will lead their team to victory.
5) Slang for embarrassing.
6) Phrase used to imply failure.
I rode all over the rivers today in my fantasy football game.

Notre Dame had their rivers riden all over last week in that embarrassing loss.

I'm riding the rivers, and it is only too easy.

Hate to burst your bubble, but I just stopped the river.
by The Fellowship team October 23, 2011
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Riding The Red Pony

Slang for a woman on her period.
"I'm riding the red pony"
"Are you riding the red pony this week?"
"Do you have a tampon; I'm riding the red pony."
by DivineEnigma April 29, 2012
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riding the subway

When a person (male or female) gets on a train and is molested. This usually ends with a rape or "gangbang" situation.
She is so innocent. She will probably be riding the subway the entire week.
by heycrippy34 March 28, 2015
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