top and rail

Top and rail is when you top and tail in a bed but then things get steamy

Yo how was it sharing a bed with Stacey?
It was fine at first we top and tailed, then we top and railed
*high fives*

by Daisy89 September 23, 2022

High-Speed Rail

The topic of my debate. Kinda fast. Kinda slim. Kinda bad. Kinda good.

Kinda.....he looked kinda hot, standing there against the rails, sleek and humming with that positive electricity, thrumming like a heartbeat. I was flying fast above, I knew we’d meet again....but when? So far above him, he so far below me....but we were both made of that same steel. A plane and a train....two different worlds....so far apart....but I knew fate had us together from when I first saw him.

-to be continued.....

“What the hell is a high-speed rail?”

“A train that go whee.”
“Really? You have any fanfiction about it?”

“....”
“So there’s this thing called Urban Dictionary-“

by High speed > Low Speed October 22, 2022

The Sperm Rail

The act of a man blowing his load, like that of a sperm whale blowing through its blow hole, into a man or woman's nostril whilst they snort it back, like snorting a fat line or rail.

J asked L if she remembered the favor she owed him. She said, "yes, I told you it could be anything, you name it." He said, "what about The Sperm Rail?" In which she replied, "I remember you explaining this to me, the answer is yes, we have to try it at least once." J replied, "this is why your the best woman I could ever have."

by jasonjjung76 October 27, 2022

Nazakala Taranaki Rahira Whiro

Nazakala Taranaki Rahira Whiro.

The name of the progenitor of Ngati Whiro-te-tipua, Tribe of the evil deity of darkness.

He's prophesied abolishing the constitutional monarchy of Aotearoa, freeing the land of the long white cloud from the british empires reign.

In the future he will prevent Prince George Alexander Louis from, attaining all three current ceremonial ranks in the countries military.

Ngati-Tumatauenga/Tribe of the God of War's, Ngati-Tawhirimatea/Tribe of the God of Wind's & Ngati-Tangaroa/Tribe of the God of Sea's.

Each branch of the government's military will be seized, by the progenitor six decade's from now the incursion is impending...

Kō Nazakala Taranaki Rahira Whiro tōku Ingoa.

Nō Ngati-Kahangunu Me Te-Ati-Awa Ōku iwi.

by Dethrix Drakath. November 22, 2023

Mahad Rahman Abu Rahim

The GOATiest GOAT of all time. According to Ye West. But can also mean a person who is slow in the head.

He is such a Mahad Rahman Abu Rahim

by Bobby.G November 28, 2023

Honkai Star Rail

auto play walking simulator lmao

person 1: what game do you play

person 2: I play honkai star rail
person 1: ew

by Marshal0ver December 1, 2023

High Speed Rail

When an Asian couple are having sex so fast, that they are a blur to observers. There's lots of heat involved, so lubrication is critical. Note: they may be louder than typical.

Woah buddy, that Asian couple at the orgy was really getting the high speed rail going. I hope they used a lot of lube.

Yeah but the sound... wow!

by msvxt December 3, 2023