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Petting the skunk

When Bobbi took her pants off, Walter was disgusted at the stench but decided he was petting the skunk anyways.
by Nerdc0re August 17, 2014
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petty fight

When two or more people fight for a dumb reason.
Person A: Person C and Person D are fighting again.
Person B: Why?
Person A: The candy store ran out of strawberry gummy bears.
Person B: Looks like they're doing a petty fight.
by ChameleonDragon February 6, 2018
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Petty Crush

A petty crush is a spontaneous infatuation with another individual or more in which only activates when reminded of the individual or within the same area of said individual.

Such a phenomenon only occurs temporarily but can lead to an actual crush or potentially temporary symptoms such as:

-acknowledgment: This is referring to the realization that the mfer doesn't even know you, he/she's probably too old for you, already taken, or you're just not their type

-Depression: Temporary sadness that typically comes in after acknowledgment

-Mania: A series of emotions that overwhelms the victim (you or the one with the petty crush) which may cause one to become unbelievably insecure, bitter, and annoyed. This happens at random and only temporary.

This is called a petty crush because once the said individual has left your mind or sight for just a few minutes, the infatuation fades, unlike a true crush.

Furthermore, if you have this curse on you, you should probably D.E.A.R. (Drop everything and run).
Girl from down the street: "I had a petty crush on my store clerk"

Another girl from down the street: "Well, you better hope he's single and young or, D.E.A.R."
by SlickySlick! May 27, 2018
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the pettigrew

1 in the butt, 1 in the mouth and 1 in each hand
this dude is so gay he did the pettigrew to me and my friends
by left over fist August 3, 2010
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Koi no Hime Hime Pettanko

"Hey x, wanna see me farm the hell out of Koi no Hime Hime Pettanko?"
"Sure"

HIME HIME (HIME), SUKI SUKI DAISUKI, HIME (HIME), KIRA KIRA RIN 🌟, OOKIKU NAARE MAHOU KAKETE MO, HIME WA HIME NANAO HIME NANODA, HIME HIME, RAABU HIME FAITO 🌟
by raeBanuL April 23, 2021
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Onika Tanya Maraj-Petty

THE QUEEN OF RAP. (minaj misspelled on purpose for stage name. pronounced ménage)
p1:hey, who is the queen of rap?

p2: Onika Tanya Maraj-Petty.
by anonymous May 21, 2022
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Tom Petty

The sexual act of using a guitar to masturbate your partner.
Last night I took my guitar and Tom Pettyed her for 30 min!
by Dikchz February 2, 2016
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