Peddler

When oatsey has a wank.

we were supposed to go to water park but Tommy had a peddler.

by Aqc5529 February 2, 2020

braddle paddle

a term used to describe the oar of a boat, the boats that go on leisure lakes

oh my god dont drop the braddle paddle, we need it to power the boat!

by bradders909 July 25, 2009

Venetian Poodle

A poodle that is not the usual pink colour, but is instead a kind of light brown known as Venetian. Not to be confused with ginger poodle. And very different from French ones - these ones come from Venetia.

Woah! Have you seen Josie and her Venetian poodle? Why isn't it pink?

by lollipuddle June 10, 2010

Tulsa Paddle Wheel

When a man sneaks off to be alone to masturbate and his best friend secretly follows him and moves his arm for him.

After an evening at the titty bar Bob excused himself but Joe followed him to the restroom stall and gave him a Tulsa Paddle Wheel.

by Uncle Mojo December 7, 2010

twistin a puddle

Twisting a pipe full of ice or any other drug for a bigger hit.

I walked in on my boss twistin a puddle on her break.

by Big Ian January 14, 2008

Walking the poodle

Masturbating. Particularly when done by a married man.

Something a married man does alone and ashamed.

She had a headache so I ended up walking the poodle again.

by AndTheHorse August 24, 2010

Kentucky Mud Puddle

The basic concept of inserting water via enema or spray bottle into an anal facility the proceeding to penetrate the anus with a penis whilst the recipient squirts water out, creating a dirty water splash affectionately known as the Kentucky Mud Puddle.

Tina was down to clown, so I gave her a Kentucky Mud Puddle... No regrets but I do need all new bedding.

by Tommy2Straws April 5, 2017