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"Oh shit, Jacob's here." - Alan
"Let's run before he starts jacobing up the place." - Brad
"Oh shit, Jacob's here." - Alan
"Let's run before he starts jacobing up the place." - Brad
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Get the jacobing up the place mug.a girl whom spends her time working out, making green juices and smoothies and chugs green tea every night
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Dude, I heard Jesse's such a gay, he has to do ass pilates to keep himself from shitting everywhere.
by lTronHubbard August 25, 2008
Get the Ass pilates mug.1. A psychologically-induced trance-like state, where a person may regress from a stressful situation. A person may go to their 'happy place' when trying to repress unhappy memories from their childhood.
2. A person whom is resting & de-stressing from work.
2. A person whom is resting & de-stressing from work.
1. "Oh, look at little Jonny. He's in his happy place. Poor kid's been through a lot." Though, Jonny remains depressed.
2. "Susan is at her happy place again." But really, Susan is contemplating killing everyone at her workplace.
2. "Susan is at her happy place again." But really, Susan is contemplating killing everyone at her workplace.
by thisisevidence March 6, 2010
Get the Happy place mug.The latest set of exercises that can make you look really good if you work at them dilligently and suffer through some pain, but are marketed as "easy" and "fun" in books and videotapes for the 25-50 female crowd.
Aerobics and weights and yoga all failed, but pilates has this weird sounding name so maybe it's different and will work.
by jules X January 24, 2004
Get the pilates mug.To provide cover for illicit activity. To provide a false alibi or to cover up someone else's nasty behavior.
You want to cheat on your wife, go ahead. But don't ask me to cover for you- I'm not your Joe Paterno.
If the cops call, you're on your own. I'm not your Joe Paterno.
Don't do that in front of me. You're not Jerry Sandusky and I'm not Joe Paterno.
He shoplifted that CD, then expected me to Joe Paterno him.
She told her mom she was spending the night at my house when she was actually with her boyfriend. She should have warned me ahead of time if she expected me to Joe Paterno her.
If the cops call, you're on your own. I'm not your Joe Paterno.
Don't do that in front of me. You're not Jerry Sandusky and I'm not Joe Paterno.
He shoplifted that CD, then expected me to Joe Paterno him.
She told her mom she was spending the night at my house when she was actually with her boyfriend. She should have warned me ahead of time if she expected me to Joe Paterno her.
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