The game of piss circle goes like this, when you’re going take a piss you pee around the edge of the water bowl and count how many times you can circle around it before running out of pee.
Try to get a new highscore each time!
Try to get a new highscore each time!
by I beat my virgin kid November 21, 2019
Get the Piss Circlemug. by Thatchers and Black March 27, 2020
Get the Piss Canmug. by cheesepleese January 2, 2012
Get the Piss Pawsmug. The act of urinating after consuming great volumes of often alcoholic beverages that leaves the urinator with a feeling of grandeur and life satisfaction.
by cwoozle August 7, 2011
Get the ill pissmug. 1. A name for a professional who is completely incompetent in his field. (ie an accountant in rural Kansas)
2. A tiny penis.
2. A tiny penis.
That damned piss knuckle did my taxes, and now I'm being audited by the IRS.
or
My piss knuckle hurts when I pee.
or
My piss knuckle hurts when I pee.
by derikny2 August 3, 2010
Get the Piss Knucklemug. by Urmomgay4liyfebruh69 September 7, 2019
Get the Dick pissmug. a hoedown piss is when you go to the bathroom and don't want to wash your hands after, so, instead of touching your cock, you pull down your boxers and rest your balls on the elastic of your boxers, allowing your wiener to rest there, pointing towards the toilet. you then place both hands on the front of your boxers and proceed to squat up and down like you are at a country hoe down.
when finished urinating, one can shake by simply gripping the elastic of the boxers with the thumbs and middle fingers and simply pull up and down on the elastic, shaking your wiener and flinging piss off in all directions.
most appropriately performed outdoors or in bathrooms at fast food restaurants
when finished urinating, one can shake by simply gripping the elastic of the boxers with the thumbs and middle fingers and simply pull up and down on the elastic, shaking your wiener and flinging piss off in all directions.
most appropriately performed outdoors or in bathrooms at fast food restaurants
I had to punch doug in the back of the head cuz I caught him hoe-down pissing in our bathroom last weekend.
(Bill and Steve's conversation after Bill, who was shitting in the stall, and Steve, who was pissing in the urinal beside the stall, leave an Arby's bathroom together and sit down to eat)
Steve: (reaching in for one of Bill's fries) Can I have a fry?
Bill: you can eat shit and die. I never saw you wash your hands before we left the washroom.
Steve: dude, its fine, I hoe-down pissed
Bill: alright then , yes, you may have a fry. but only one. or ill skull fuck you.
Bill and Steve: (highfiving) hoedown piss!
(Bill and Steve's conversation after Bill, who was shitting in the stall, and Steve, who was pissing in the urinal beside the stall, leave an Arby's bathroom together and sit down to eat)
Steve: (reaching in for one of Bill's fries) Can I have a fry?
Bill: you can eat shit and die. I never saw you wash your hands before we left the washroom.
Steve: dude, its fine, I hoe-down pissed
Bill: alright then , yes, you may have a fry. but only one. or ill skull fuck you.
Bill and Steve: (highfiving) hoedown piss!
by shiteater9000 April 14, 2010
Get the hoedown pissmug.