Pineapple

The look on someone's face when they want to fuck you. It's basically when someone looks at you with fuck me eyes.

Girl 1: Look at the way he's looking at me.
Girl 2: Oh my god he's such a pineapple.

by tomboy.in.love.with.pizza June 19, 2016

pineapple hairs

Something that Anix Said in a Video.
also the thing on top of spongebob's house

"Whats on Spongebob's house" Idk "Pineapple Hairs"

by TheyCallMeYan June 16, 2020

Porcupine Eating Pineapple

When a middle-aged man, often times ungroomed and named Fuzzard, reabsorbs a large, girthy bowel movement back into his prickly anus.

After a 5 minute fit of post-partum hysteria, Fuzzard reabsorbed a quite large and girthy bowel movement back into his anus, with the permission of his sphincter. Which was Fuzzard's porcupine eating pineapple.

by WorldsStrongestMayo February 28, 2025

Pineapple

A common code name that teenage girls use to talk about their crush when they don’t want other people knowing who that person is.

Girl 1: “Omg look over there it’s Pineapple”
Girl 2: “Stop omg he’s gonna notice we are starting at him
Girl 1: “Omg he’s totally starting at you right now”
Girl 2: “Oh shit do I look good”
Girl 1: “You look stunning don’t worry”

by EH.star.33 May 26, 2023

Pineapple

Slang for a swinger event

Are you going to the pineapple party?

by Pineapple Peter April 10, 2022

pineappleing

To do interesting things with Taiwanese pineapples. It became a craze when China banned all pineapples from Taiwan. People in the country bought up the stock for the entire year in response.

Brent Christensen (US ambassador to Taiwan )tweeting: "Have you pineappled today?"

Rest of the world in a confused matter: "What does pineappleing mean?"

by LessDestiny March 18, 2021

pineapples

Pineapples is a fruit which is used for 2 reasons,
1. To eat.
2. As an underwater-home for ya boi bob.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Absorbent and yellow and pourous is he!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a

fish!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Ready?

SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob

SquarePants,

SpongeBob SquarePants

SpongeBob SquarePants!

OR

He is eating 9000 pineapples

by The smartest boi on the google October 23, 2017