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Charity event in which a child is free to pick whichever dictionary they want
Shubert: Just a reminder we’re holding the annual dic pick event at the the elementary tonight.

Rigatony: I hope no one takes the one in my trousers so I can keep it! Teehee
Dic Pick by Syphilis Man November 8, 2018
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Second Pick Friend 

That one friend who you only hang out with when everyone else in the friend group is taken and you have no one else to partner up/hang out with. Usually tends to be someone who's half funny and a little bit interesting with a single quirk that allows them to be in your friend group.
Bob: Hey Joe, wanna partner for gym class?
Joe: Nah, I'm with Rick.
Bob: Alright how about you Deb?
Deb: I'm with Alan, sorry. Guess you'll have to partner with our Second Pick Friend, Zack
Bob: Ah shit.

Mortgage Pick

A pick in sports betting that one is extremely confident in and would be willing to put their mortgage on.
John: What are you guys picks this week?
Rory: My mortgage pick is the Mets Moneyline.
James: I would put my mortgage on that pick as well.
Mortgage Pick by OutTheBox September 13, 2020

Parish pick-axe 

A parish pick-axe is a Victorian term for a prominent nose.
A parish pick-axe is a Victorian term for a prominent nose.

"The only thing i remember about the guy was that he a parish-pick-axe of his."
Parish pick-axe by kurd_snow September 16, 2020

u pick da wrong house fool 

Me: * walks in house*

Big Smoke: YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL!!!
I like u pick da wrong house fool memes

Alicante Pick n Mix 

A pseduo-hybrid of the Dubai Porta Potty and the G.I. butt wipe. A bride (or anyone in a wedding dress) is shat on, and the wedding dress then pulled up over their head, tightly, to get the worst of it off - in much the same way the tissue is used in the G.I. butt wipe. The difference from the Dubai Porta Potty, here, is that the customer is charged per weight of shit deposited, in much the same way that a Pick n Mix would be charged in a British sweet shop.

First known use was in planning conversations for a wedding, somewhere vaguely near Alicante, Spain, in 2022.
Yeah, after they did New York New York at the end of the night, they took the bride out the back for an Alicante Pick n Mix.