what Asher Angel calls his gorgeous girlfriend Annie leblanc. They are such a cute couple, he also calls her a kitkat
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Get the perfect egg mug.Dwight: What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years; she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
Johnny: I have just done the perfect crime!
Timmy: Wait like the one from the office?!?
Johnny: Yes Timmy, soon we will become millionaires.
Timmy: Wait like the one from the office?!?
Johnny: Yes Timmy, soon we will become millionaires.
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You. You are beyond perfect. I love you so much. Thank you for everything that you have done for me. You’re my universe and I would be lost without you
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Friend: Of course that's because she's TATIANA ZAMUDIO
Friend: Of course that's because she's TATIANA ZAMUDIO
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Get the perfect mug.People who realize how stupid punk, emo, gothic, skater, etc people are. These people never lose an argument unless they want to because they can always think of something clever to say back or make the other person sound like an idiot. They don't use their amazing powers unless someone pisses them off by either saying or doing something dumb. Usually nice to anyone unless you cross them.
Ways to know if you are a perfect person:
1. You don't listen to music about how the government sucks, how life sucks, slitting your wrists, poorly thrown together pop music like Jessica Simpson, Britany Spears, etc.
2. You're open minded, but you have strong beliefs.
3. You realize how fun life is and don't get into trouble with the police or purposely try to make an ass of yourself in public to strangers.
4. You don't think about skateboarding in your dreams, at school, or make videos about skateboarding.
5. Your hair color is natural.
6. You only use your powers for good.
Ways to know if you are a perfect person:
1. You don't listen to music about how the government sucks, how life sucks, slitting your wrists, poorly thrown together pop music like Jessica Simpson, Britany Spears, etc.
2. You're open minded, but you have strong beliefs.
3. You realize how fun life is and don't get into trouble with the police or purposely try to make an ass of yourself in public to strangers.
4. You don't think about skateboarding in your dreams, at school, or make videos about skateboarding.
5. Your hair color is natural.
6. You only use your powers for good.
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