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Toilet Paper Mobility

How accessible your toilet paper is. If the roll is off of the toilet paper holder it has high mobility; if it's connected to the holder it has very low mobility. Some people prefer not to put their toilet paper on the holder to have high toilet paper mobility.
I don't put my toilet paper on the holder so I can have high toilet paper mobility.
by Painey November 8, 2014
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Get Yo Paper

To Fight; to brawl one on one, Originated in Dallas, Texas
Ay bro he talkin too much shit you gotta get yo paper

(Guy watching a fight): Them boys out there getting they paper
by Slim574 January 31, 2010
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The Class Toilet Paper

That person in your grade who is the butt of every joke, the victim of every prank, and the taker of shit from the entire class
Sam: Dude, did you hear that Josh Alexander thought some piss was apple juice and he drank it?

Phil: Hahaha, dude no way! He is like The Class Toilet Paper!
by waka mcwaka March 14, 2011
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in pen and paper mode

Using the traditional method of writing something with pen and paper
The university exams will be held in pen and paper mode rather than online.
by birbaljha December 3, 2020
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Paper Cutout European

Also known as a Paper Cutout Euro or PCEs for short, this sort will be found on various chat/discussion/debate venues. They will prate on about how free they really are despite massive amounts of evidence to the contrary, attempt to compare thir crime rates to that of the USA, despite the massive disparities in population, blindly claim that the USA is the worst polluter in the world without considering Gross Domestic Product, etc. In a way, they are the moden equivalents of those from Europe who decided that all Americans were like the character in "A Fistful of Dollars"; dusty serape well worn, a loaded .45 Colt to settle any slight, and not to be counted out if there was grifting to be done or profit to be made.
The USA has a lot more murders then my European country does!! The USA is a dangerous place to live!!

Interesting....when you do a proportionate/per capita comparison, it seems that your country has more comparative crime per capita, especially violent crime.

We are more free then the USA!

Oh, so that is why that one person was jailed for writing a book denying the holocaust? If they did so in the USA, they would be ridiculed, not jailed; you were also going to talk about tolerance? You assuredly are a Paper Cutout European.
by Ironbrand September 10, 2006
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Rock Paper Scissors Pain

Rock Paper Scissors Pain is a variation of rock paper scissors (Rochambeau) where the winner of each round gets to inflict pain on the loser(s). The winner of the entire game is the person who takes the most pain and doesn't quit. Here is the pain chart:

WIN BY Rock: Stretch out your pinky and thumb fingers and hold your fist at the end of the thumb while placing your pinky at the loser(s) arm. Proceed to punch from that distance (also called: Six Inches)

WIN BY Paper: The loser(s) hold their hands clamped together (like they are "praying"), while the winner slaps their hands upon the loser(s) hands and then slaps violently with the right hand immediately after slapping with both hands.

WIN BY Scissors: The loser(s) holds out the underside of their forearm while the winner slaps the loser(s) arm with the first two fingers on their hand. The people best at this have insanely long fingers, and can cause welts.

(Note: This game, like rock paper scissors is much easier if you play with one other person. The more people in the game makes for more complicated winners/losers situation)
BDSM Fan: HEY JOE, DO YOU WANNA PLAY ROCK PAPER SCISSORS PAIN!?!?!

Joe: Uhhh...I still have welts on my arm from when you beat me with scissors.

BDSM Fan: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA fuck me.
by cee-em-kay April 7, 2011
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paper crane

noun - a bird like object made of paper.
While his foe was picking his nose, Arcojidusitiua tried to fold a paper crane BLIND FOLDED!!! woah, what a veeter
by Can Not April 5, 2005
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