Toss-pot

Refers to someone (usually a male passed his prime) who garners amusement and self-esteem through 'tossing off' (literally or figuratively) over the perceived stupidity of those persons who expect something meaningful from them.
Toss-pots, or tossers as they are collectively known, often hang out in groups to reinforce each others defunct and fruitless behaviour. Tossers often meet late at night because tossing off in the sober light of day is not as fun, and their 'victims' are often (more) conscious and inclined to respectfully turn down the 'empty chicken box' existence they offer.

Toss-pot 1: Oh look! There's a girl who looks like she's out of our league but vulnerable enough not to realise it!

King Toss-pot: You draw her in, I'll pay for the drinks and promise her the world.
Toss-Pot 2: I'll get tossing and film you tossing!

by CanCountto 10 August 28, 2021

pickle pot

A very large vagina that bounces around penis' like a lone pickle in an empty jar.

I couldn't get off because she had a pickle pot.

by Zazsmama1 December 18, 2016

treasure pot

The glorious porcelain pot into which one deposits his special treasure, a.k.a. the toilet.

He was on the treasure pot for hours after eating all those enchiladas.

by sjode January 21, 2015

Potting Someone

"Potting someone" is when you hit a car at high speeds usually on a bend so that they lose control and go off.

On Gran Turismo 4 I potted the black car and was set up for the yellow.

by Ben Matthews March 30, 2005

tea-potting

The act of sitting on top of random objects in a tea pot postion. Similar to planking or owling.

This is very similar to planking or owling but the person sits on top of random objects with a hand on their hip for the handle and the other arm up so it looks like a spout so when somone takes a picture it should look like the person is in the shape of a tea-pot and that is how someone would go tea-potting.

by gr8s1s August 21, 2011

weiner pot

A pot use by early indigenous people of Northern China to cook the male genitalia of fallen enemies. Eating such a very popular meal in China at the time would bring good luck during yeah of the boar.

If we are going to use the new weiner pot we should at least clean it first to avoid any weird bacteria or any other type of ailments.

by Ellio's Pizza January 4, 2017

Pots and Panns

Noun: The name of a person who is loud , obnoxious and stupid (when drunk), but you hang around with regardless to laugh at there miss fortunes and cause you don't mind them when they are sobber.
Verb: when anyone does something that is so similar to what Pots&Panns would do, what he/she did is can be renamed Pots&Panns.

1.(noun) : Holy fuck , Pots and Panns just walked through my screen fucking door.
2.(verb): Man , Ben totally just Pots and panned that dusty bitch

by rastown September 26, 2013