three day plugger

The large, hard, round mass that ends up in your rectum after you don't move your bowels for three days.

Man, I was just soaked in sweat after having to get that three day plugger out!

by puffertw April 28, 2017

plug seeking

The often desperate plight of the smartphone user. Said users are always looking for another hit of electricity to sustain the user's ever-increasing demand for power to support 3G and other intensive battery-draining device activities. Plug seekers can often be identified publicly in airports, coffeehouses or sitting along the walls of conference sessions.

A: Why is Barbara sitting all alone in the corner? Is she being anti-social today?
B: Nah -- she's plug seeking, and it's the only place she could find an open outlet. Another half-hour and she'll be forcibly powered down. Then you'll see anti-social.

by Matthew Lake February 26, 2010

plungless

Someone who doesn't keep a plunger in their guest bathroom, leaving their guests to ask sheepishly for a plunger, or to improvise in unsavory ways to plunge the toilet.

"Greg, you're a fucking plungless, I had to use my hand"!

by Clean Job Granny December 26, 2013

Plumgumptuous

One who is Mighty Juicy in the rear end. Very Firm and Plump.

"Damn dude, did you see Nicole's PlumGumptuous booty last night?"

by SorryMsJackson March 3, 2015

plug ass

when someone says/does the opposite of what you want.

Biju: Let's go clubbing!

Falisha: Girl, no.
Biju: Ugh, plug ass.

by xMami August 9, 2015

plug deal

A plug deal is a drug deal in which the customer buys in bulk with the intentions to "make the flip". So the supplier gives a good deal so that the customer can make profit off what the supplier gives them.

Customer: Yo, what kind of plug deal can you give me for an O of loud?
Dealer: I can do $250 for you. That way you can flip it and potentially get $560.

Customer: Alright bet

by YungTrapJedi April 3, 2016

plug nugget

A chunk of shit remaining on an anal plug after being pulled out of an asshole. Can also be used to refer to a useless person, whose worth can be equated with a piece of shit stuck on a used anal plug.

Have you met Ashley's new boyfriend? I heard he's a piece of shit that hasn't worked in 3 years. What a fucking plug nugget.

by deezdefinitions September 3, 2016