Tea Party Patriots

A small group of trashy, uneducated, hypocrites who wave signs in protest of things they do not understand. A lot of these people will believe anything you tell them about the government as long as it has to do with taxes and conspiracies. They are constantly concerned that people are coming to take their guns and cite their own made up facts to convince you of it. Fueled by racism, this group did not exist prior to the election of our first African American President. These people share many similar traits to your common Wal*Mart white trash yet have the uncanny drive to create sharpie signs with words on them they will never understand. Their cultural icons are Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity, and Sarah Palin. While most of these toothless rejects don't possess the mental capacity to blink while walking without falling down, at some point they've been made to feel that their ignorant bigoted opinions are worth something more than the welfare checks they receive monthly. Which has led to many comical protests that resemble a trailer park circus. They are not to be taken seriously considering there are currently no professional wrestlers currently considering a Presidential bid. If you do come in physical contact with a Tea Party Patriot be sure to wash the affected area immediately. Lice and stench are the two most common symptoms people report after coming in contact with these brainless, white trash, morons.

Small Child : Mommy, what is that toothless thing over there waving that sign and screaming about hating n*ggers and Mexicans and loving his gun?

Mother : That is a product of economic plight in this country, my dear. You see, it never received a proper education so it was forced to move into a trailer and become one of the Tea Party Patriots.

by TscrwsCnty December 19, 2009

partial day

Used as a substitute for 'half day' in the context of attending work. The purpose is to be vague, so as to not obligate yourself to actually being present for at least half the work day.

He's taking a partial day today, so he'll probably show up at 3pm and leave at 5.

by Rana A February 18, 2008

party pies

Those little frozen pies you get in a box of about ten. Named 'party pies' because they're great for sharing with your friends at parties.

It was Bob's birthday and we all had party pies.

by Rose likes pie November 25, 2009

Party Foulist

Someone who frequently commits party fouls, and as a result is not often invited to parties.

Dude 1: Hey man did you hear about the party tonight?

Dude 2: Yeah bro should we invite donald?

Dude 1: Hell nah he spilled beer the last three parties we went to, he's a full blown party foulist!

by treythetruth13 October 3, 2010

fart party

(noun): 1. a party where people sit around farting and galavanting. 2. A cluster fuck. 3. A situation that is not taken seriously.

Why are you sitting around, having a fart party, when there is work to be done.

That operation was a real fart party.

by Ned Plimpton February 24, 2011

Paterno Party

Wild, Gatsby-esque affair filled with references to furniture, "snow-storms", designer clothing and expensive watches. Nearly always overseen by "Papa" Paterno as he angrily scrambles around the kitchen cooking for about 108655677675753747 people. Usually a pretty big hit and has gained a semi cult status on campus. Cops rarely (if ever) show up and people usually return for the next rendition.

Experienced partygoer: Where are you going Saturday night?
Kid: Not sure, why what's up?
Experienced Partygoer: Paterno's having a party! He told me to invite people!
Kid: Awesome! I love Paterno Party's!
Experienced Partygoer: Did you see the Rolex?

by Rolexman121 June 14, 2013

Louis Partridge

He’s a gorgeous man who started in Enola Holmes and skates, plays piano, and is very athletic. People wish they were either him or with him

Woah, is that Louis Partridge? He’s so gorgeous!

by slovesmusic December 29, 2020