Piss Pants

Pants that, while not necessarily by design, are worn with the intention of pissing in.

Mom threw my piss pants in the warsh. I'm pissed.

Please take off your piss pants before getting in my car.

by Shit heart May 5, 2021

Piss Can

Let's go over the Haddy and get some beer down us,

That little bloke who clicks he's teeth is a right Piss Can,6 days a week he's at it

by Thatchers and Black March 27, 2020

Piss Trout

Someone who is always bitchin' and acting like a cunt

"Wow you're acting like a real piss trout"

by burdenbageater69 May 29, 2018

Piss parade

When you are to nice of a person to tell people no or to just "lay down the law"

When you get taken advantage of...

Maria and Chandler moved in a few months ago. They don't pay rent and hardly do any cleaning. They were told from the start they should try to chip in as much as they can.

"What the fuck am I to you, a Piss Parade?? I shouldn't HAVE to tell you to clean up after yourself it's common sense!!"

by Sabrina Alexandra L. April 6, 2016

Pissed Entry

A definition added to urban dictionary under the influence of alchohol/drugs which seems to the contributor to be witty, but on sober reflection is worthless.

"Made a pissed entry on Urban Dictionary last night, Let's hope the editors were pissed too!"

by Bloomfield13 October 15, 2008

Dick piss

When you have to piss so bad that you feel it about to leak out of your dick.

Dude I had a raging case of dick piss on my road trip last week.

by Urmomgay4liyfebruh69 September 7, 2019

after piss

The glorious urination one engages in shortly after an orgasm. It is said to rival that of intoxicated pissing.

The party last night was amazing. I had, like, fifty beers! This chick even blew me! When she was done, I had to pee like a racehorse, so I staggered into the bathroom, had an after piss, and it was THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER.

by pupukachu March 10, 2010