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Human Soft-Serve

The act of taking a crap by a human. When the crap looks like soft-serve ice cream.
WOW, that wasn't a crap In I just took. I just made some human soft-serve. It look just like the chocolate soft-serve ice cream cone In had.
by Secrect Destroyer February 11, 2010
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Soft Racist

Someone whom makes racist statements or remarks amongst their own kind (or family; friends), never in the presence of those the slurs would clearly offend. In some cases the offending party may actually have some friends (even family) of color, etc. but they never talk or act that way in front of them.
1. The grandparents and mom at Thanksgiving dinner talking about how the coloreds are ruining everything. Later my mom expresses her excitement at going shopping with Kathy, her black friend from work, on Black Friday.

2. The Coloreds are ruining this country, stealing everything they can get their hands on... I can't wait to go shopping with Letoya later this weekend!

3. Jon is a soft racist infront of his kids, and only his kids. I wonder how they'll turn out.
by Disposible Pizza December 28, 2016
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chicago soft core

A term used to describe much of the music coming from Chicago's pop-punk scene. Term gained fame when used on a popular Fall Out Boy tshirt that said "Fall Out Boy is for lovers! chicago soft core"
"chicago soft core" bands: Fall Out Boy, The Academy Is, Spitalfield, The Audition, etc.
by KathK May 2, 2006
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micro soft dick

1. A micropenis either in its flaccid state or with the inability to achieve an erection.
2. A penis which is really small, resembling a micropenis while in a flaccid state but which may or may not be small, or, may or may not be a literal micropenis in its erect state.
1. "He had a micro soft dick - Not only was it a micropenis but he could never even get it hard. It was basically a clit."
2. Suzie (walks in on Johnny changing) : "Wow, your dick is tiny! You must have a micropenis!"
Johnny: "No, it is a 'micro soft dick'. Look it up on Urban Dictionary! That means it's really tiny when it's soft but it might not be when it gets erect!"
Suzie: "Might not be? That's not very reassuring, hehe."
by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014
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soft rice eater

–noun Informal .

1. a person who is not independent and takes advantage of others for free food, entertainment, etc.

Origin:
direct translation from Chinese: 吃軟飯

—Related forms
eat soft rice, verb
He's a soft rice eater. He will do anything his parents tell him to as long as he can get their riches.
by Asian_persuasion December 1, 2010
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Soft girl aesthetic

A soft girl is a girl that loves a lot off blush and pastel colors mostly wears pink blush , short skirt , pink hair clips and much more . A soft girl is a fashion style not a personality trait and some young women in social media , based on a deliberately cutesy , feminine look
by Salibash April 5, 2022
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Soft Serve Challenge

Deriving from challenging your mates to non-eventful dares, for small dollar bets or humiliation-like taunts i.e. to challenge someone to eat 20 McDonalds Soft Serve ice creams inside the space of 10 minutes for $15
"...Dude, Mat laid down a Soft Serve Challenge to Scoobs & there's a 30 at stake for it..."
by Baller Status Acheived August 17, 2009
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