Get One!

When you make an extraordinary or non-sensible joke, one that really burns its listener, and said listener is unable to even formulate a response to rebut the initial joke, the joke-teller then yells "Get One!"

Bec: You're colder than London...the Windy City.
Joey: ....
Bec: Get One!!!!

by joeydip005 April 21, 2010

Caught One

To commit a blunder, and utterly render yourself vulnerable to be gawked or laughed at in public. Possible to be committed both physically and mentally. A temporary loss of intelligence.

The guy down the street caught one when he told me he got free refills for only 99 cents.

by A Founding Father September 6, 2011

one sided

When someone can only see something from one point of view.

A lot of people can be very one sided when it comes to politics.

by PulpFictionFan94 April 11, 2017

For a real one

For a real one means like you’re giving it your all. You’re about to do something and you’re gonna do it good; you’re doing it for your grandma, mama, brother, best friend, your dog. You’re leaving people sister shook. James Charles likes to use this term a lot.

Him: Are you sure you want to do this?

James: Oh yes sweetie we’re gonna do it for a real one

by loverboy1130 December 17, 2018

your one

The female version of your man. Usually used to point out some you haven't bothered/don't know the name of.

Check out your one over there hanging with your man

Djya see the state of your one

by Jimbo_oc September 27, 2007

five on one

What G-Unit members do to Fifty Cent when they are horny.

Hey Fitty, here's your 2 quarters, bend over, time for a Five On One...

by TruthMaster August 30, 2006

One Yourself

1) The act of requesting an unwelcome or irritating member of a group of persons to leave that group asap;

2) When one person encourages another to carry out a simple errand or task.

1) "Mark you're causing problems and annoying us, One Yourself"

2) "Larry it's your buy, One Yourself and get us all a round of drinks".

by Goontax September 18, 2009