The act of straining so hard whilst shitting that you slowly weep, putting everyone else in the bathroom in an awkward situation
Person 1: Dude dont go in that bathroom I heard someone cry shitting.
Person 2: Should we ask if he's ok?
Person 1: Naw that'd be too weird.
Person 2: Should we ask if he's ok?
Person 1: Naw that'd be too weird.
by Dream Creamer May 18, 2017
Get the cry shittingmug. The sudden urge to have a bowel movement, causing the immediate cancellation of previously scheduled daily plans.
"Professor Smith I just want to appologize for missing last class. Ya' see I was sitting in the class before this one and could just feel a shit-astrophe brewing. Needless to say, I had to run back to my dorm. I'm sure you'll understand."
by The Bergmann March 2, 2010
Get the Shit-astrophemug. by benster12 December 8, 2009
Get the Superman Shitmug. Similar to beer goggles, when girls that look like shit are infinitely more attractive to a dude who is drunk off his ass.
"Dude did you guys see Nick last night, he totally had shit specs on when he was grinding on that whale!"
"I left my shit specs at home, so I might actually fuck a good looking girl tonight"
"I left my shit specs at home, so I might actually fuck a good looking girl tonight"
by Alphabet Killer September 25, 2011
Get the shit specsmug. The shit that comes up soon after standing and putting on pants after already relieving oneself. Can even hit the five minute mark where one decides to hit. Sort of like a second wind for your butt.
Man, I had just buckled my pants and stepped out of the bathroom when that Second Shit hit me!
Aw weak, I hate when that happens.
Aw weak, I hate when that happens.
by chocotaco! January 13, 2010
Get the Second Shitmug. A bowel cancer testing kit, sent to the over 50's by the Australian and other governments. They send the kit, you send back your poo sample to a laboratory for testing.
by Skippykane November 5, 2018
Get the Shit Kitmug. 1. What you say to someone that did something wrong/stupid, maybe leaving, and then coming back acting as if nothing happened.
2. What you say to someone that tried to do something, thinking it's easy when it's really not, and then failing horribly.
2. What you say to someone that tried to do something, thinking it's easy when it's really not, and then failing horribly.
Def 1:
You just gonna act like you didn't do that shit before? You really thought shit was sweet?
Def 2:
You really think you can get a 100 on an exam without studying? You thought that shit was sweet huh?
You just gonna act like you didn't do that shit before? You really thought shit was sweet?
Def 2:
You really think you can get a 100 on an exam without studying? You thought that shit was sweet huh?
by rss_atlas May 27, 2021
Get the Shit was sweetmug.