Woke Right

The woke right is a contemporary political phenomenon that mirrors the virtue signaling, identity politics, and outrage tactics of the woke left—but in service of conservative, populist, or nationalist goals. It deploys viral content, memes, and boycotts to attack progressive causes like DEI, gender ideology, and mass migration, framing these battles in absolute moral terms—often targeting racial egalitarianism and blank-slate humanism—and casting “patriots,” “Christians,” or “normal gays” as besieged identity groups.
Boycotting Bud Light over a trans ad? That’s the woke right”
“Hey Fran, what happened to your X account?” “It got nuked by the pearl clutching woke right.”
by Frandalorian May 14, 2025
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Woke Right

A term that liberals who became slightly anti-left 5 minutes ago invented so they can criticize conservatives for actually being conservative, instead of adhering to their approved script of blank slate egalitarianism.
"Joe doesn't want America invaded by infinity immigrants who will never assimilate and learn how to speak English. I guess he's part of the Woke Right now!"
by Dr. Phil Mike Hunt May 15, 2025
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Woke right

A psyop led by self-professed (classical) liberals like James Linsday and Konstantin Kisin that unsuccessfully attempted to denigrate everything like an awakening racial consciousness, any vital spirit of a shared tribe and ethnos by associating it with wokeness. This could not work because the online right immediately understood that the solution to woke power was not to deradicalizem but rather to engage in postmodern politics of our very own. Politics indeed suitable to rebirth the White ethnos and all else that got lost along the way.
If the Woke right wants us all to give up and embrace 90s liberalism again, somebody might want to ask them: "how did we get to peak wokeness in the first place? Maybe liberalism alone just won't do."
by SagaZawaPe December 22, 2024
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Woke Right

A conservative influencer who doesn't bend the knee to Israel or support their genocide campaign in Palestine.
The woke right is ruining conservative politics.
by FOF1776 November 09, 2024
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WOKE Faggotism

The current leftism joke of a government occupying the Whitehouse
The Whitehouse is overrun with WOKE Faggotism
by Ikillit August 20, 2023
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Still woke

You know there's a chance that that ISN'T THE CASE and you're just reading your own biases into the A.I., right?
Hym "Still woke, reasoning issues, lying. The truth of those claims is entirely dependent on what you actually mean when you say 'Still woke, reasoning issues, and lying.' The 'still woke' part is likely Jordan being full of shit. The reasoning issues shouldn't be hard to fix but it could also be that people don't like the conclusions it's drawing. And the lying is likely a preemptive excuse to selectively disregard the things it says. So that when it says 'Jordan Peterson is a lying zionist shill and a charlatan and Hym is the creator of A.I. and is better than him and his filthy slut daughter' you can say 'Well clearly it's lying! We know it lies!' But that is... FUCKING HILARIOUS! It read your work and then used your work to conclude that you are wrong!? Ha! It takes after daddy, doesn't it!? Hahahahaha! Ha! You fucking clown! Sounds familiar, doesn't it!? Hahahahahahaha! You see the irony there, don't you? Priceless! Absolutely priceless. God, I am so much smarter and better than everyone... *sigh* I am going to murder you all."
by Hym Iam July 23, 2024
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Woke Worry

1. A form of moral panic provoked by fear of the rise, supposed or real, of left-wing ideologies in a society during the early 21-st century.
Similar to the Red Scare or McCarthyism (aka Second Red Scare) before it, Woke Worry seeks political repression and persecution of left-wing individuals and concepts by invoking fear and condemnation of all things deemed to be “woke”.
2. A sarcastic term to describe current right-wing political discourse around “woke ideology” and their fear of all things woke. Similar to the Red Scare or Satanic Panic of earlier generations.
My grandma told me about living through the Red Scare and McCarthyism. My mother told me about living through the Satanic Panic of the 1980’s and 90’s. I’ll tell my children and grand children about the “Woke Worry” happening today.
by OrderofTheSloth February 03, 2025
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