A woke home invasion is where the homeowner asks the intruder to give them a few minutes to get their weapon of self-defense.
I heard about woke home invasions where the home intruder gave the homeowner 5 minutes to prepare for the attack.
by jondich October 22, 2023
Get the Woke Home Invasionsmug. "Disney is so woke, like 90% of their characters are now either gay or a minority its so cool"
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by anonymous October 26, 2022
Get the wokemug. "WOKENESS"🤔 refers to a contemporary ideology rooted in Critical Theory, race, and identity politics, often infused with elements of Marxism, which emphasizes a hierarchical view of victim-hood and collective identity. This ideology tends to prioritize group identities over individual agency, leading to an overemphasis on identity categories such as race, gender, and sexual orientation. Critics argue that "wokeness" fosters a culture of victim-hood, promotes intolerance towards differing viewpoints (commonly known as "cancel culture"), and undermines the principles of individualism and meritocracy. Furthermore, it is often associated with policies and practices that prioritize diversity over qualifications, potentially leading to reverse discrimination and the devaluation of excellence and achievement.
Why did Woke Colin Kaepernick join a dating app? He wanted to find someone who would take a knee for him, just like he did for social justice!
by Hippie Slayer1 March 29, 2024
Get the Wokemug. Not a dick.
Nick, the neon-nazi, shouted at the crowd "fuck off you woke bastards", which only served to make everyone feel better about opposing him.
by Firescientist June 18, 2020
Get the Wokemug. by sillyamerican062 November 21, 2022
Get the wokemug. The act of calling someone out for being less woke than you are. May be used as a form of social shaming or in a sarcastic, friendly manner.
by Schaaf April 30, 2019
Get the woke-checkmug. 