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tap and fap

After having sexual intercourse, the male or female masturbates afterwards by themselves.
Hey, I heard Max just initiated the tap and fap maneuver .
by karss June 13, 2016
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No fap

"No fap" generally means no masturbation. "No fap" is a culture. Practicing no fap has many health benefits and you should try it .. lol
Girlfriend : babe can we have sex ?
Me : babe it's No fap November !
by To madness November 22, 2021
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Choke and Fap

Another term to describe autoerotic asphyxiation, yet specifically when one is alone.
Neville could not find his belt after he had a choke and fap
by No Cure for Stupid People January 24, 2023
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Investment fap

Buying a subscription to access XXX content and Downloading all the existing content. Staying subscribed or not is by choice.
(Like an actual investment you can decide to drop out or stay in)
"This girl has no leaks from her site, guess it's time to make an investment fap."
by Matayugumi December 7, 2019
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fap cushion

A cushion used to clean or collect the juices of the mighty fap. Often the closest soft thing to the fapper (sorry cat lovers) - but the crown of all fap cushions has to the collectors edition - Hannah Montana "Got to Rock!" pink cushion, complete with semi O-Face with strategically placed microphone print.
"Oh gosh, i wish I could have used her as a fap cushion" - said Tom
by Mr Fap December 3, 2013
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Fap cloud

People who go on DeviantART or other soical media and just follow hundreds of porn/fetish accounts just to get their jimmies off. Fap clouds have no icons or anything. They are just their to coom to whatever pedophilia, bestiality, objectified women and farts.
"Oh look. A new follower! Oh it's just some tween with a Fap cloud. sigh"
by Chevyman95 January 23, 2021
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Fap Dancing

The rhythmic act of fapping whilst dancing
Some would say it's a spiritual dance but others refer to it as fap dancing.

Billy fap danced to beat it by Michael Jackson
by HotDeuceUniversity August 6, 2016
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