naked floss

The action where holding each end, you put a towel between your legs, and floss your genitals dry by pulling it forward and backwards.

After I shower to dry my taint I do the naked floss.

by Ceige15 January 25, 2018

naked beef stew

The act of pulling one’s pants down and deliberately farting on another’s face while they are being restrained

Wesly naked beef stewed Jack last night while he was sleeping!

by Jesly Guesa July 18, 2023

Tits Naked

When you are o my wearing pants/bottoms, often at night when you are too hot :)

Ah yes, she accidentally flashed me last night; she was tits naked!

by 1DontEvenKnowAnymore February 15, 2020

Naked Burrito

It's when you take a shit in a woman's ass

Hey man last weekend I naked burrito this chick it was amazing

by STEVE CARUWANA January 24, 2023

Naked Pi

Exposing the mysteries, magic, and myths about the number π to an oft-innumerate or semi-mathophobic lay public, who secretly desire to gain an understanding or appreciation of the beauty, ubiquity, and utility of mathematics’ most famous constant.

Prof. Ian recently revised and updated “Naked Pi,” which is presently available for sale only on the dark web, because part of the book’s mature or woke content might not go well with a conservative or puritan audience.

by Fasters May 24, 2022

naked molerat

name for Ben Ben

hey whats up naked molerat

by Jay_33 November 12, 2016

Naked Mole Rat

A being that just by looking at him, strikes fear in men and women alike, simply because of his unrivaled amount of virginity. You do not want to cross paths with this man, because his pathetic willpower to live will spread towards you and your whole bloodline...affecting every aspect of their lives for generations, making them worthless pathetic beings that are just...just virgins for life.

Naked Mole Rat: Hi, you watch JOJO?

Random Gungalar: Uhhh UHHHHH waaa...AAHHHHHHHHH WHY ARE YOU SUCH A VIRGIN....GET IT OFF OF ME, AAAHHHHHHHHH

by anonymous April 6, 2019