Nut rag

Rag that you use to to clean up your nutt after you finished jackin off.

It was so long since I last came, my nut rag was sokin wet after I got done.

by Cappy1 June 8, 2004

nut dust

the dusty substance that can occur around the male genitalia due to lack of use and hygeine

'my nut dust was a nasal irritant to the whore who's face was burried in my crotch'

by Rich Piper May 18, 2006

nut butter

from greek origins it describes the stuff that is born in your ballsack and often times ends up in ones hand, mouth or in certain cases asshole and vagina
or semen

i love to rub nut butter in her hair
or
i enjoy my nut butter nice and hot with white cream

by mcgoogle stick January 28, 2005

Nut Sack Delight

When someone hits on you who is not good looking or really old. In the case that this happens, you must yell "Nut Sack Delight" at the top of your lungs!!!

For example:

Guy is at tailor shop getting fitted for suit. An elderly woman comes out and measures him. At the end of all that... the guy is about to walk away when the woman says "Oh nice body" while staring at the guy's butt. Only problem? The woman is old enough to be the guy's grandma. = Nut Sack Delight.

by Azn_ball_sack September 23, 2009

nut buster

1. when something bad happens to you and the pain that follows is worse than getting kicked in the nuts.

2. when something is hilarious and you can't stop laughing.

3. a hot chick you would love to get with.

4. when you joke or give somebody a hard time.

1. Willis just lost his tickets to the Super Bowl what a nut buster.

2. George Lopez's comedy is a real nut buster.

3. Amanda the chick with the double D melons is a real nut buster.

4. Jim was giving Donny a hard time about his car, Jim was being a typical nut buster.

by cardinal_fan October 27, 2004

nut roast

Similar to a spit roast, only with more nuts involved. eg. a gay spit roast.

"Fancy coming back to mine for a nut roast?"

by The Great King of Phebes November 25, 2006

Nut Spa

The act of the male human species lowering his scrotum into a beverage usually belonging to the opposite sex whilst the drinker of the beverage is blowing bubbles with an implement such as a straw.

Darling that chocolate milk shake looks so nice. Would you mind giving me a Nut Spa with it?

by SmashBox August 8, 2008